Snooki has never mentioned it before, but yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live she revealed she has twin sister and she is nothing like her.
Well as you can guess that was Snooki playing Frankie Four-Eyes and you know what she played it so well that I am wondering if that is what she was like when she was younger? Couldn’t you see her being all nerdy like that and actually being a late bloomer?
Snooki is on today’s Ellen Degeneres show to talk about her book A Shore Thing and during the chat she admitted something I am glad she doesn’t think she is.
Ellen: So you had fun New Year’s. You’ve been so busy lately, right?
Snooki: So busy. The book is out today.
Ellen: Yeah, and I read some passages from it. It’s racy.
Snooki: Yeah, it’s a little vulgar. I actually toned it down because I know I have a lot of young fans who are like, 13, so I took a lot of swear words out. I don’t want to get them grounded or anything.
Ellen: But the blacking out thing isn’t a good example either.
Snooki: Well, I don’t want to be a role model.
Ellen: Oh, I see. That’s a good disclaimer.
I always knew she was someone that people can’t look up to (because she is so short), but at least now I am glad to know she doesn’t think she is a role model either.
The one thing she is a role model about is not to wear a short black dress on a talk show and sit with the leg that is facing the camera crossed over the other one because it really shows your cellulite.
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Snooki held a holiday party at Sizzle Tans in Totowa, NJ and the Jersey Shore star posed in a tanning bed. Seeing her like that, let us have a glimpse of what her funeral will mostly look like in the far future. You know instead of a coffin, she will be laid to rest in a tanning bed.
That is unless she has a Final Destination 3 moment…
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Snooki brought the Jersey Shore to Madrid for the EMAs and while she was walking the purple carpet she found someone shorter than her. The MTV reality star posed with Jackass’ Wee Man and she actually towered over him. I bet she was loving that because normally it is the other way around. Maybe she should consider dating him, or is he not Guido enough for her?
and Joan Rivers both dressed up as Snooki for their Hollywood shows and when it comes to who did it best, hands down the winner is Snooki herself…b!tches!!! I have to admit Joan actually did a good job, although when I saw her solo I thought she was dressed as hippy and not the shorty.
