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Tori Spelling dyed the carpet to match the drapes and failed
August 23rd, 2021 under Aaron/Candy/Tori Spelling, Snooki, VH1/MTV. [ Comments: none ]

Tori Spelling has been a blonde for most of her life, but that doesn’t mean it is her natural hair color. She was actually born a brunette. Therefore, her downstairs doesn’t match her upstairs. One day when she was feeling frisky, she decided to dye her pubic hair to match.

The actress told Snooki on Messyness, which debuts on MTV tonight at 7p, that it did not come out platinum as she hoped. “I didn’t know. I left [the toner] on too long, and it turned bright purple you guys,” the actress proudly shared that TMO. “I was like, screw golden showers. This is going to give Purple Rain a whole new meaning.”

With that confession, I will never listen to or watch Purple Rain the same way ever again. I will just be picturing her purple pubes. That sounds like an X-rated adult comic book that no one wants to color in.

Seriously, would you dye your pubes? I would rather go bald down there.


The crappy use for Snooki’s perfume
February 23rd, 2016 under Snooki. [ Comments: none ]

Snooki found a new use for her self-titled body mist and it is a sh!tty one. What is it? After you take a smelly poop in the crapper, spray some of her perfume and it will smell like Kiwi, Lychee, Pink Cupcake, Jasmine and Musk. Since I have never sniffed her scent, I am not sure if the confined space will smell better or not.
I personally use a rose scented spay because I want people to think my sh!t smells like roses. Is that wrong?


Snooki goes short!
January 14th, 2015 under Snooki, VH1/MTV. [ Comments: none ]

Snooki‘s hair has pretty much been the same length since we got to know her on Jersey Shore, but now that is no longer the case. The recently married mom of a toddler and a baby has decided to get a much shorter haircut. Gone is the red highlights and locks nearly down to her butt. She now has a dark brown bob that doesn’t even reach her shoulders, and I think it is the perfect hairdo for the mother of two little ones.
To see her new do, then click here!


Hot Links!
June 9th, 2014 under Hot Links!, Snooki. [ Comments: none ]

Did she have a nip slip? – GCeleb
Shailene Woodley disguised – Dlisted
Jessica Alba looks different – Popoholic

Snooki without any makeup – Celebslam
Which father of many needs a sex ed lesson? – THS
 Who's rumored to be the new Indiana Jones? – Celebitchy
LeAnn Rimes' reality show looks worse than we thought! – RT

What did Billy Crystal do to deserve this?
October 9th, 2013 under Billy Crystal, Jay Leno, Snooki, VH1/MTV. [ Comments: none ]

Billy Crystal was on The Tonight Show yesterday and so were Snooki and JWoww. Well the two Jersey Shorers were talking about how rough the sex between JWoww and Roger is, which I so didn’t need to know. Well anyways Jay Leno said that the City Slicker has been married for a while and maybe he can offer the young ladies some advice. His expression to it all, makes you wonder what he did to suffer through that. Poor guy wasn’t that bad of an Oscar host and Parental Guidance was funny as all heck. So there was no reason to make him go through that.
BTW am I the only one who wants to see JWoww’s sex tape with Roger to see why it takes her a few days to recover?


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