Simon Cowell is the King of Mean as a judge on talent shows. However, this weekend, he was put in his place by a kids’ magician. At least that is what the legendary competition show auditioner Mr. Blobby was doing on Britain’s Got Talent this weekend.
Anyways. Mr. Blobby asked Cowell to go into a box so that he could make the judge disappear. But it didn’t work after two unsuccessful tries. That is because the pink blob has something else in mind.
What was Blobby’s plan all along? He wanted to cover Cowell with pink gooey slime.
How did the BGT legend react? He was pissed, especially because he already hated the character.
But the feeling was not mutual because Blobby tried to hug and make up with his target. However, it didn’t work. So instead, Blobby chased the hosts, Ant and Dec, and tried to give them a hug.
While he was doing that, Cowell tried to hug his co-judges, Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden, and Bruno Tonioli, but they ran away faster than you could say, Mr. Bobbly.
Cowell might not have been able to catch them, but he did catch Ant and Dec and smeared them with the pink ooze. And to make matters worse for them, Blobby joined in on their three-way hug.
And with that, the four of them went off to the showers to clean themselves off. Because, ewww, that stuff is sticky!
But so enjoyable to watch someone take down King of Mean a notch. I really hope someone does that Cowell when he is on our side of the pond judging on America’s Got Talent. Although, what are the chances he could be fooled twice? Hopefully, several times!
Jennifer Hudson has a new talk show, and she got an old friend to be her first guest. That friend is Simon Cowell, and he asked her the money question.
What was it? If she could go back and change the song she performed on American Idol that caused her to get eliminated early on, would she do it?
The EGOT winner would keep the Barry Manilow song because it is what landed her her Oscar-winning role in Dreamgirls.
You see, Manilow structured Weekend in New England after I’m Telling You. So it was like she auditioned for the role without auditioning for it.
So, had she not chosen that crappy song that got her eliminated, then she would not have gotten the role in the movie. Had she not gotten the part, then someone else would be hosting her daytime talk show, and she would be home wondering what it would’ve been like to have the life she has now.
To see the performance that led to her saying goodbye to Idol, then click here!
For some reason, Jennifer Hudson was given a daytime talk, and it is going to debut on September 12th. Today, we found out the EGOT winner is going to take back to the beginning of her career for her first guest.
Who is it going to be? Hudson will be reunited with Simon Cowell for the first time since she was eliminated from American Idol in 2004. They have a lot to catch up on because a lot has happened to both of them in 18 years. Can you believe it has been that long?
BTW Cowell was not the first, but one of them on both The Kelly Clarkson Show and The Nick Cannon Show. One show is still on the air; one isn’t. Who knew he was so popular?
The John Glenn High School Dance Team really wants to win America’s Got Talent, so they came up with an interesting way to win over the judge(s) during their audition.
What did they do? The 13 girls dressed up as Howie Mandel because he doesn’t like dance troupes.
Did it work? Yes! But not because they looked like the comedian. It is because they could really dance.
And the baker’s dozen hinted they will dress up as Simon Cowell in the future. I can’t wait to see them do that!
Dressing up as Cowell is the least the teens can do because they just haunted the King of Mean’s nightmares for the foreseeable future.
Simon Cowell visited his old friend Kelly Clarkson on her show today, and he brought some new friends with him. The King of Mean was there to promote tonight’s return of America’s Got Talent on NBC with his co-judges Sofia Vergara and Heidi Klum and host Terry Crews.
While he was talking to American Idol, Cowell revealed that he thinks that the Modern Family has cursed him and the other judges so that she can do it all by herself. Why does he believe that? It is because since she started on the show two years ago, Klum missed a few shows when she got sick, Cowell broke his back and then his arm, and Mandel passed out one time, all while Vergara has remained healthy.
Therefore, Cowell might be onto something. Something that Vergara denies. So, do you believe that actress is cursed?
