Britain’s Got Talent is turning into a Gordon Ramsay show because the judges will be covered with spaghetti and parmesan cheese tomorrow night.
Well, not all of the judges, just Simon Cowell and Bruno Tonioli.
How did that happen? Opera singer Natalie Choquette invited the two men, Alesha Dixon and Amanda Holden, on stage for a pasta dinner. However, what they didn’t know was that she planned on serving the pasta on top of them instead of to them.
Cowell was the first victim, and then the Dancing with the Stars judge found himself wearing a pot full of the carbs.
While the men were not so lucky, the women were smart and ran off stage to Ant & Dec.
And with that, I am sure Choquette will not be advancing on BGT.
Simon Cowell is filming Britain’s Got Talent, and he brought his son Eric to work with him. What could possibly go wrong? He gave his 10-year-old the mic, and the mini-me burped into it. What did the proud pop do? He did the same!
Who knew the older Cowell had a softer side? But he does. And I am here for it.
And hope the Cowell boys bring that talent to America’s Got Talent.
Simon Cowell recently missed two auditions for Britain’s Got Talent at the end of a long day, and people started to wonder what was wrong with him.
So, the King of Mean took to social media to explain why he went missing.
“For anyone concerned, I missed two auditions at the end of one day, two weeks ago, because I do get migraines after long days in the filming lights,” he wrote. “PS. This is why I wear these glasses!”
And here I thought he was doing it to impress Heidi Klum on America’s Got Talent. You know, since she just released a cover of Corey Hart’s Sunglasses at Night.
There have been auditions on the Got Talent shows that have left the judges and the audience in tears. There have also been ones that caused everyone to get on their feet and cheer. But there has never been a reaction like the one that Musa Motha got on Britain’s Got Talent yesterday.
Musa Motha came out and told Simon Cowell, Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden, and Bruno Tonioli that he lost the lower part of his left leg to cancer as a teenager. Before then, he was a football player. But after that, he learned how to dance from his friends.
And that brings us to his audition. Motha performed a lyrical dance to Naughty Boy and Beyonce’s Runnin’ (Lose It All). It would’ve been a beautiful routine if he did it with two legs, but it was beyond stunning to watch him do it with just one.
He wants to be inspirational, and he is.
So much so that even though the judges have each given out their Golden Buzzer, Cowell let them do a group one for the audience.
Therefore, he moves on, and my friend in London is going to have to let me Whatsapp with her so I can watch him live on the show. She has no choice because I can watch him over and over again. I think everyone will be enamored with the way he moves his body.
And it proves you do anything that you put your mind to. And he has put his mind to it and has successfully mastered dancing.
Because of that, we are all left crying happy tears for all that he has accomplished.
Simon Cowell is the King of Mean as a judge on talent shows. However, this weekend, he was put in his place by a kids’ magician. At least that is what the legendary competition show auditioner Mr. Blobby was doing on Britain’s Got Talent this weekend.
Anyways. Mr. Blobby asked Cowell to go into a box so that he could make the judge disappear. But it didn’t work after two unsuccessful tries. That is because the pink blob has something else in mind.
What was Blobby’s plan all along? He wanted to cover Cowell with pink gooey slime.
How did the BGT legend react? He was pissed, especially because he already hated the character.
But the feeling was not mutual because Blobby tried to hug and make up with his target. However, it didn’t work. So instead, Blobby chased the hosts, Ant and Dec, and tried to give them a hug.
While he was doing that, Cowell tried to hug his co-judges, Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden, and Bruno Tonioli, but they ran away faster than you could say, Mr. Bobbly.
Cowell might not have been able to catch them, but he did catch Ant and Dec and smeared them with the pink ooze. And to make matters worse for them, Blobby joined in on their three-way hug.
And with that, the four of them went off to the showers to clean themselves off. Because, ewww, that stuff is sticky!
But so enjoyable to watch someone take down King of Mean a notch. I really hope someone does that Cowell when he is on our side of the pond judging on America’s Got Talent. Although, what are the chances he could be fooled twice? Hopefully, several times!