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America’s Got Talent got XXXX rated
May 29th, 2024 under America's Got Talent, Heidi Klum, Howie Mandel, Simon Cowell, Sofia Vergara. [ Comments: none ]

America’s Got Talent was back yesterday on NBC, and they started season 19 off with Simon Cowell’s son’s favorite act from Britain’s Got Talent.

Who is Eric so fond of? His name is Tonikaku, and he poses naked, and not like in a model for an art class. Instead, he does it in poses like John Wick Naked and Basketball Player Naked Pose.

Wait, how did he get away with that because AGT is a family show? He was wearing pants.

However, he had a trick up his sleeve for his last pose—if he were wearing sleeves, which he wasn’t. Anyway, for his last pose, he took those pants off and did a Naked Pose.

And now I can’t wait to see what he does next because Cowell, Howie Mandel, Heidi Klum, and Sofia Vergara all voted yes for him to move on to the next round.

If this is the talent that is advancing, it is definitely going to be an interesting season.

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Simon Cowell and Bruno Tonioli covered in spaghetti
May 17th, 2024 under Bruno Tonioli, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]

Britain’s Got Talent is turning into a Gordon Ramsay show because the judges will be covered with spaghetti and parmesan cheese tomorrow night.

Well, not all of the judges, just Simon Cowell and Bruno Tonioli.

How did that happen? Opera singer Natalie Choquette invited the two men, Alesha Dixon and Amanda Holden, on stage for a pasta dinner. However, what they didn’t know was that she planned on serving the pasta on top of them instead of to them.

Cowell was the first victim, and then the Dancing with the Stars judge found himself wearing a pot full of the carbs.

While the men were not so lucky, the women were smart and ran off stage to Ant & Dec.

And with that, I am sure Choquette will not be advancing on BGT.

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The bad habit Simon Cowell got from his son
April 25th, 2024 under Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]

Simon Cowell is filming Britain’s Got Talent, and he brought his son Eric to work with him. What could possibly go wrong? He gave his 10-year-old the mic, and the mini-me burped into it. What did the proud pop do? He did the same!

Who knew the older Cowell had a softer side? But he does. And I am here for it.

And hope the Cowell boys bring that talent to America’s Got Talent.

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Simon Cowell explains why he wears sunglasses on television
February 5th, 2024 under Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]

Simon Cowell recently missed two auditions for Britain’s Got Talent at the end of a long day, and people started to wonder what was wrong with him.

So, the King of Mean took to social media to explain why he went missing.

“For anyone concerned, I missed two auditions at the end of one day, two weeks ago, because I do get migraines after long days in the filming lights,” he wrote. “PS. This is why I wear these glasses!”

And here I thought he was doing it to impress Heidi Klum on America’s Got Talent. You know, since she just released a cover of Corey Hart’s Sunglasses at Night.

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This Britain’s Got Talent audition will leave you in tears
May 28th, 2023 under America's Got Talent, Bruno Tonioli, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]

There have been auditions on the Got Talent shows that have left the judges and the audience in tears. There have also been ones that caused everyone to get on their feet and cheer. But there has never been a reaction like the one that Musa Motha got on Britain’s Got Talent yesterday.

Musa Motha came out and told Simon Cowell, Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden, and Bruno Tonioli that he lost the lower part of his left leg to cancer as a teenager. Before then, he was a football player. But after that, he learned how to dance from his friends.

And that brings us to his audition. Motha performed a lyrical dance to Naughty Boy and Beyonce’s Runnin’ (Lose It All). It would’ve been a beautiful routine if he did it with two legs, but it was beyond stunning to watch him do it with just one.

He wants to be inspirational, and he is.

So much so that even though the judges have each given out their Golden Buzzer, Cowell let them do a group one for the audience.

Therefore, he moves on, and my friend in London is going to have to let me Whatsapp with her so I can watch him live on the show. She has no choice because I can watch him over and over again. I think everyone will be enamored with the way he moves his body.

And it proves you do anything that you put your mind to. And he has put his mind to it and has successfully mastered dancing.

Because of that, we are all left crying happy tears for all that he has accomplished.

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