When it gets cold outside most men suffer from shrinkage, but not Simon Cowell. His nipples get harder than a diamond! As witnessed yesterday during Conan’s TBS late night show when we got to see what happens when the lone X Factor judge’s shirt braved the frigid temperatures in LA. Those things could not only take out an eye, they can also get a girl pregnant. So ladies if you see the King of Mean on a cold day, I have one word of advice…run!
Simon Cowell is known for his mouth, but that might be changing with some Words of Wizdumb he got on Thanksgiving. The King of Mean Tweeted, “I went to a thanksgiving party and someone told me to listen rather than talk. You have two ears and one mouth. Very good advice.” Does anyone really think he will actually be able to listen people as compared to critiquing them? I mean he never misses an opportunity to shoot his mouth off about anything and everything. Plus that is his bread and butter, what else does he have? A hairy chest? Moobs? His hair? Tight shirts? Nah, he will stick with what he does best, talking!
Kid Rock was on Howard Stern‘s radio show yesterday and he said he wants to punch Simon Cowell in the face. Pamela Anderson’s ex said he is sick of The X Factor judge acting like he is the best A&R guy in the world, so he wants to physically show him he feels about it. So far the two have never met, and I kind of hope they do soon. Is it wrong I want to see if Rock will actually make his words a reality? I doubt he would, but you never know. So Simon let’s find out if he is serious and have him on your Fox singing competition before the season ends. It would greatly improve the ratings because people would tune in to see what/if anything he would do to you when he meets you in person. My gut says he will like you so much that you will go out for a drink afterwards and become fast friends, but then again I could be wrong.
For almost decade all a lot of us have wanted to do was silence Simon Cowell and now Verizon has him to doing it to himself! X marked the spot with duct tape on his mouth factor and the singing contestants of the world sang out a note of relief. I betcha that Demi Lovato wished it was her doing it and I bet in a way he was hoping it would be her too.
Carem Electra might have appeared on the Fox dating show The Choice over the summer, but she landed one of the network’s biggest stars over the weekend on her own.
According to In Touch she did the X Factor with Simon Cowell. A source told the mag, “They were really into each other.†The source added, “At one point, they were talking real close, and he leaned in and kissed her. They started making out!†So what attracted him to the woman that has been married to Dennis Rodman and Dave Navaro, he said that he chose her guest on Britain’s Got Talent because “She has the best set of … teeth I have ever seen.†Who knew teeth was his thing? And is that thing? I thought guys didn’t like women to have teeth, you know for that one thing they like but never get as much as they want.
