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Words of Wizdumb from Simon Cowell!
November 26th, 2012 under American Idol 9+, Simon Cowell, Words of Wizdumb. [ Comments: none ]


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Simon Cowell is known for his mouth, but that might be changing with some Words of Wizdumb he got on Thanksgiving. The King of Mean Tweeted, “I went to a thanksgiving party and someone told me to listen rather than talk. You have two ears and one mouth. Very good advice.” Does anyone really think he will actually be able to listen people as compared to critiquing them? I mean he never misses an opportunity to shoot his mouth off about anything and everything. Plus that is his bread and butter, what else does he have? A hairy chest? Moobs? His hair? Tight shirts? Nah, he will stick with what he does best, talking!

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Kid Rock wants to punch Simon Cowell
November 15th, 2012 under American Idol 9+, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]


Kid Rock was on Howard Stern‘s radio show yesterday and he said he wants to punch Simon Cowell in the face. Pamela Anderson’s ex said he is sick of The X Factor judge acting like he is the best A&R guy in the world, so he wants to physically show him he feels about it. So far the two have never met, and I kind of hope they do soon. Is it wrong I want to see if Rock will actually make his words a reality? I doubt he would, but you never know. So Simon let’s find out if he is serious and have him on your Fox singing competition before the season ends. It would greatly improve the ratings because people would tune in to see what/if anything he would do to you when he meets you in person. My gut says he will like you so much that you will go out for a drink afterwards and become fast friends, but then again I could be wrong.

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Simon Cowell silences himself!
November 8th, 2012 under American Idol 9+, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]


For almost decade all a lot of us have wanted to do was silence Simon Cowell and now Verizon has him to doing it to himself! X marked the spot with duct tape on his mouth factor and the singing contestants of the world sang out a note of relief. I betcha that Demi Lovato wished it was her doing it and I bet in a way he was hoping it would be her too.

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Simon Cowell has a thing for teeth!
September 24th, 2012 under American Idol 9+, Carmen Electra Dave Navarro, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]


Carem Electra might have appeared on the Fox dating show The Choice over the summer, but she landed one of the network’s biggest stars over the weekend on her own.
According to In Touch she did the X Factor with Simon Cowell. A source told the mag, “They were really into each other.” The source added, “At one point, they were talking real close, and he leaned in and kissed her. They started making out!” So what attracted him to the woman that has been married to Dennis Rodman and Dave Navaro, he said that he chose her guest on Britain’s Got Talent because “She has the best set of … teeth I have ever seen.” Who knew teeth was his thing? And is that thing? I thought guys didn’t like women to have teeth, you know for that one thing they like but never get as much as they want.

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Demi Lovato tells Simon Cowell he’s an a$$hole!
September 18th, 2012 under American Idol 9+, Conan O'Brien, Demi Lovato, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: 1 ]


Simon Cowell is continuing his press tour for The X Factor and this time he is bringing Demi Lovato with him instead of Britney Spears. Yesterday the two of them were on Conan and they told the TBS late night host how they really feel about each other. Let’s just say if she wasn’t almost a third of his age, I bet the two of them would be getting married. Seriously am I the only who feels there is a sexual tension between them?
But it wasn’t only about Simon thinking she is annoying and Demi thinking he is a bit of an a$$hole, the King of Mean also talked about his rumored breakdown. He told Conan O’Brien that he decided to take six weeks off from the communicating with people and that was all. Bummer I was hoping for something more exciting, but I guess I can settle for his outrageous paparazzi picture that Conan shared with all of us! I bet even Demi thought he was being bratty.

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