Simon Cowell is going to be a dad and his close friend’s wife, Lauren Silverman, is the one who’s pregnant with his future idol. But the story has even more of an X Factor because Us Weekly says that the married woman, who is about 10 weeks along, is leaving her husband to have his love child. The source said, “Lauren and Andrew have been unhappy in their marriage for some time, and their divorce has been in the works for a while. As their marriage deteriorated, she and Simon became close.” With friends like that, who needs enemies?
BTW no word who will be breastfeeding the baby because we know he has bigger moobs than most women. At least it looks that way in the tight shirts he always wears.
Richard and Adam Johnson were singing on Britain’s Got Talent tonight when violinist Natalie Holt stood up and walked to the front and center of the stage to throw some eggs at Simon Cowell. She was escorted off of the stage, but only after getting a few good hits in. Something she now regrets according to a statement received by Daily Mail, she said “I want to apologise to Richard and Adam for overshadowing their performance. I’ve never done anything like this before and in hindsight I have realised it was a silly thing to do.” Yes it was, but it was also a long time coming.
Sadly though the cameras remained on the singers, so we didn’t see his reaction until after they hit their final note. When we finally did see his reaction, he was as calm as a hard boiled egg. Which kind of upsets me because I would love to see him be all scrambled by it.
Hopefully things will be sunny side up for the two singers because they say they had nothing to do with leaving King of Mean with egg on his face.
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I know in the late ’70s it was sexy to wear your shirt unbuttoned, but that was over the 30 years ago and Simon Cowell really needs to button up. Does anyone really want to see his hairy chest? And to make matters worse, he isn’t wearing any underwear. An image I will never get out of my head whenever I look at him from now on.
There is nothing positive about what he is wearing, can you say something nice about it?
The reason why Simon Cowell never gets his panties in a twist, is because he never wears any.
Britain’s Got Talent judge David Walliams revealed to Radio 1’s Nick Grimshaw (via Press Association) that “Simon doesn’t wear underwear.” Walliams’ co-judge the competition show added Amanda Holden confirmed he goes commando all the time. She then explained they found out about during the auditions, “I can’t reveal how we discovered this.” So not fair, I want to know how she found out.
Cowell, who was also part of the interview, only nodded when asked if it was true.
His shirts might be too tight, but his pants have some extra room in them where his underwear should be. And that was something I didn’t need to know.
Simon Cowell is one of the World’s Most Eligible Men because of his bank account and ladies he is single again! He told Sunday People that Carmen Electra and him are just friends now, and he is looking for a replacement. He said, “I’m now a single man. We spent time together and she is so much fun. But I’d like to find a girlfriend.” Then he added, “I do particularly like British women but I haven’t got my eye on anyone.†So girls if you see him, ask him out because he is willing and able!
How long until he comes up with a reality show where he is the next Flavor Flav or Bret Michaels? I would apply to be on that show because of the big bulge in his pants, not the one in the front but the one in the back!
