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Simon Cowell silences himself!
November 8th, 2012 under American Idol 9+, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]


For almost decade all a lot of us have wanted to do was silence Simon Cowell and now Verizon has him to doing it to himself! X marked the spot with duct tape on his mouth factor and the singing contestants of the world sang out a note of relief. I betcha that Demi Lovato wished it was her doing it and I bet in a way he was hoping it would be her too.

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Simon Cowell has a thing for teeth!
September 24th, 2012 under American Idol 9+, Carmen Electra Dave Navarro, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]


Carem Electra might have appeared on the Fox dating show The Choice over the summer, but she landed one of the network’s biggest stars over the weekend on her own.
According to In Touch she did the X Factor with Simon Cowell. A source told the mag, “They were really into each other.” The source added, “At one point, they were talking real close, and he leaned in and kissed her. They started making out!” So what attracted him to the woman that has been married to Dennis Rodman and Dave Navaro, he said that he chose her guest on Britain’s Got Talent because “She has the best set of … teeth I have ever seen.” Who knew teeth was his thing? And is that thing? I thought guys didn’t like women to have teeth, you know for that one thing they like but never get as much as they want.

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Demi Lovato tells Simon Cowell he’s an a$$hole!
September 18th, 2012 under American Idol 9+, Conan O'Brien, Demi Lovato, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: 1 ]


Simon Cowell is continuing his press tour for The X Factor and this time he is bringing Demi Lovato with him instead of Britney Spears. Yesterday the two of them were on Conan and they told the TBS late night host how they really feel about each other. Let’s just say if she wasn’t almost a third of his age, I bet the two of them would be getting married. Seriously am I the only who feels there is a sexual tension between them?
But it wasn’t only about Simon thinking she is annoying and Demi thinking he is a bit of an a$$hole, the King of Mean also talked about his rumored breakdown. He told Conan O’Brien that he decided to take six weeks off from the communicating with people and that was all. Bummer I was hoping for something more exciting, but I guess I can settle for his outrageous paparazzi picture that Conan shared with all of us! I bet even Demi thought he was being bratty.

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Britney Spears thinks Simon Cowell’s chest hair is sexy and he thinks her t!ts are.
September 13th, 2012 under American Idol 9+, Britney Spears, Jimmy Kimmel, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: 1 ]


Britney Spears and Simon Cowell were on Jimmy Kimmel Live to promote The X Factor and the ABC late night host had them play something like the Newlywed Game. For the last question he asked them what body part does the other person find the sexiest. The King of Mean thought the Pop Queen would say his butt, but she surprised us all by saying his chest hair. When it was her turn, she thought her co-mentor thought her arms were sexy. Well Simon is a male and he said it is “her t!ts”. Her expression to his answer was perfect. I guess she is that innocent!

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What Simon Cowell’s shirts look like off of him!
September 11th, 2012 under American Idol 9+, Ellen DeGeneres, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]


Simon Cowell is a guest on Ellen today and before the show started we got to see what his infamous black T-Shirts look like before he puts them on. Let’s just Britney Spears and Ellen DeGeneres were not the only ones who were surprised by how small they really are. It explains why they are so freaking tight on him.

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