For years we have wondered if Opposites Attract when it comes to American Idol’s Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul, and now she Straight Up answered if she was ever in love with him. The singer shared 25 Things You Don’t Know About Me to Us Weekly and #17 is, “I have never been in love with Simon Cowell.” Which is kind of a disappointment because you know their sex tape would the hottest thing ever. Could you imagine the passion she would have with that Cold Hearted Snake? It would be Crazy Cool.
Some of the most exciting things to watch on competition shows like American Idol, America’s Got Talent and The X Factor are the auditions, but that is because they are edited down. If you are there Judging them all day, I guess they can get kind of boring. At least that is what Simon Cowell admitted to Us Weekly when he revealed 25 Things You Don’t Know About Me. He said, “My pre-show ritual is breathing in oxygen through a bottle. I fall asleep sometimes because I get so bored in auditions, so I do oxygen to wake me up.” I guess there are only so many times you can hear the same song over and over and over again.
On that note, he also came clean on something I agree with him about. He said, “There were loads of times when I thought the wrong person won on American Idol.” I am guessing that he is referring to Ruben Studdard and Taylor Hicks, who else do you think he is talking about?
The 25 Things weren’t only about his shows, he also shared with Us that he likes baths, hates clowns and plans on cloning his dogs. Let’s pray that there is a clown act on America’s Got Talent this season. Not only will that keep him, it will also give him nightmares if he accidentally falls asleep.
While most people would be excited to meet Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Hans Solo or Chewbacca, not Simon Cowell. He said, “Dreams do come true,” when he met Darth Vader. That explains so much. Now we know what made Anakin Skywalker cross over to the Dark Side. He auditioned for one of Simon Cowell’s shows and the King of Mean rejected him in his own special way.
For over a decade, people have wondered is there a way to silence Simon Cowell and America’s Got Talent found a way to do it. They made like Silence of the Lambs, put him in a straight jacket with a muzzle over his mouth, and he never looked and sounded better. Sadly, though they freed him from his confine. It was nice and quiet while it lasted!
Simon Cowell and Terri Seymour might not have been able to make things work out between them, but looks like their kids might have a better shot at love. The Extra TV correspondent shared a photo of her daughter Coco sharing a kiss with Eric Cowell, and it’s the cutest thing you will see all day.
I know the 1 year old girl and the 2 year old boy are decades away from getting married, but at least they have the first photo for their wedding video.
