This weekend, Saturday Night Live celebrates its 50th anniversary. Yesterday, four of the show’s alums from the early 2000s had a Joke Off on The Tonight Show.
Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Seth Meyers, and Jimmy Fallon battled to see who is the funniest one of all by telling jokes about current events.
By doing this, we get to see if they are actually funny or if they have writers who make them seem that way.
So, what is the answer? They are all joke masters, which is why we are still talking about them. They left and continue to leave their marks on comedy history.
Seth Rogen has another movie coming out this summer, and it is his shittiest one yet. That is because Duhpocalypse is about Zombies who infect people with their diarrhea. Plus, it stars Johnny Knoxville and Josh Hutcherson. So, it should make a killing at the Box Office.
That is, if it were real. It was a teaser in the trailer for the upcoming Apple TV+ series The Studio. Rogen stars as the newly appointed head of a movie studio, Continental Studios. Desperate for the approval of celebrities, he and his team of executives at Continental Studios must juggle corporate demands with creative ambitions as they try to keep movies alive and relevant.
What is more relevant than pooping Zombies? I’ll wait!
On another note, there is actually a Horror movie called Monsturd, which is about an escaped murderer who is accidentally turned into a life-size crap and goes around killing people through their toilets. You can watch it on Tubi now to get you prepared for whatever The Studio has planned for us starting on March 26th.
I have a new love, and his name is Emilio Vitolo, who owns the hot Italian restaurant Emilio’s Ballato in Manhattan.
The chef to celebrities like Lenny Kravitz, Joe Jonas, and Taylor Swift (and Katie Holmes in the bedroom) appeared on Late Night with Seth Meyers yesterday for a cooking segment to show the host how to make Arrabita, aka Angry pasta, and boy, did he get the censors angry. That is because, between him and Seth Meyers, they said around 25 curse words (I lost count because I have only 20 fingers and toes), like shit and fuck. Therefore, they had to hit the bleep button that many times.
They might not have had to push it as much as they did if it were not for the two men drinking Manhattans during the segment.
And I fucking love that! Vitolo is so old-school New York. I so miss that attitude!
I’d also never fuck with him because he would go all Sweeney Todd on your ass. However, you would not be in the angry pasta because there is no meat in it!
Can someone tell me why someone has not been given the part-time actor, who looks like Joseph-Gordon Levitt, a cooking/behind-the-scenes restaurant show? It would be so fucking awesome to watch.
Now that I think about it, it would have to be on cable or streaming because of all of the cursing. I want/need to hear every curse word. But then again, I am from The Bronx, and cursing is just part of our vernacular.
Seth Meyers and Donald Trump have a history. The Late Night host hosted the White House Correspondents Dinner, where Barack Obama made fun of him, and that was the moment that convinced him to run.
Fast forward to Sunday, the baby-in-chief wrote this on his failed social media site, “I got stuck watching Marble Mouth Meyers the other night, the first time in months, and every time I watch this moron I feel an obligation to say how dumb and untalented he is, merely a slot filler for the Scum that runs Comcast.”
Well, I watched Meyers yesterday to see if he was going to respond, and he didn’t. However, he did so today during his Closer Look segment, in which he discusses Pete Hegseth.
“You might be saying, why would a Pete Hegseth fan be watching your show,” he said. “Fair point. It has come to my attention that sometimes people do not care for me get stuck watching my show. And to those people, I would just say, ‘You have my sympathy. And I hope you get a TV soon that allows you to change the channel.'”
The man who puts on makeup worse than a closeted MAGA man trying to do Drag to prove he is straight had it easy with Jimmy Kimmel. He does not realize what he did by opening that can of worms with Meyers. Meyers is the smartest and funniest late night host, so I can’t wait to see him take down Mr. Smelly Diapers.
Although, I think if the late night hosts really want to piss him off, they should STOP talking about him! That would frustrate him more than anything else! Let’s see if they can do it starting on Tuesday night! I triple dare them! Should we start a petition?
NBC has decided not to have a night of live programming on New Year’s Eve. So what will they be airing instead?
From 9-11p, they will be airing A Toast to 2024. Today’s Hoda Kotb and Jenna Bush Hager ring in the new year as they host a primetime, star-studded special featuring the year’s buzziest and brightest moments.
Then, at 11:30p, they turn it over to Seth Meyers. We will look back on his many Day Drinking segments. While we encourage you to drink responsibly, we will show you many instances where Seth did NOT because he was hanging with Rihanna, Post Malone, Will Forte, Kelly Clarkson, Kristen Stewart, Kevin Hart, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Lizzo, and Dua Lipa.
I hope they throw in a new segment to the mix! Because they are the best thing that late night television has given us in the last five years. I wish they would stop covering that guy.
