Jonathan Groff and Gracie Lawrence were on Late Night yesterday to promote their Tony-nominated musical Just In Time about Bobby Darin and Connie Francis’ love affair, and they turned Seth Meyers on.
How did the actors do that? The two of them sing duets in the show, and their faces get so close to one another that she can feel her co-star’s breath in her mouth.
Also, because the friends are so physically close to each other, they can’t stop laughing. So the NBC late night host wanted them to demonstrate what they were describing. As they were preparing to do it, Meyers admitted he was getting turned on.
Then, they sang Give My Regards to Broadway within spit distance to their faces that you can see why she was able to taste his salt and vinegar chips. When they were done, Groff asked Meyers if he wanted to try it. To which he told the Mad King of Hamilton, “I will say, ‘As turned on as I was before you guys did it, the opposite now.'”
So we are just left to imagine what could have been… And I have not stopped doing that.
Back to the chemistry between the two men, I would so adore it if the Late Night talk show asked Groff to go Day Drinking with Seth! They would have so much fun drinking and singing, it would probably be one of their best ones.
Now, I must talk about Gracie, my niece is obsessed with her band, Lawrence! I didn’t know she is also a Broadway star. So this post is for her! Oh, and she is also a huge fan of Groff and saw him in Merrily We Roll Along!
Maybe since she will not be able to get to New York City again before the show cancels, Late Night can book her and her brother to perform!
Paul Rudd never ages. Will Day Drinking with Seth Meyers be the thing that finally gets the hands of time spinning for him?
Nope. In fact, it de-aged him after they were forced to take a three-day break due to the Romeo & Juliet concoction that sent both men to the hospital.
That’s right. The Late Night host made a drink that was so deadly, it had Rudd puking in his unicorn-horn cowboy hat and belching up a storm.
And yet that was not enough for him to end the segment like it did Dua Lipa.
Rudd continued on and it was as grrreeeaaatttt as Tony the Tiger’s circumcised penis! That will make sense after you spend the next 19 minutes watching the best, funniest, and deadliest Seth Meyer Goes Day Drinking segment.
Thankfully, no one died in the making of this Day Drinking. However, it did have me laughing so hard I was dying, especially after the fourth consecutive time I watched it, because you never catch all the funny things they said and did in the first ten rewatchings.
This weekend, Saturday Night Live celebrates its 50th anniversary. Yesterday, four of the show’s alums from the early 2000s had a Joke Off on The Tonight Show.
Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Seth Meyers, and Jimmy Fallon battled to see who is the funniest one of all by telling jokes about current events.
By doing this, we get to see if they are actually funny or if they have writers who make them seem that way.
So, what is the answer? They are all joke masters, which is why we are still talking about them. They left and continue to leave their marks on comedy history.
Seth Rogen has another movie coming out this summer, and it is his shittiest one yet. That is because Duhpocalypse is about Zombies who infect people with their diarrhea. Plus, it stars Johnny Knoxville and Josh Hutcherson. So, it should make a killing at the Box Office.
That is, if it were real. It was a teaser in the trailer for the upcoming Apple TV+ series The Studio. Rogen stars as the newly appointed head of a movie studio, Continental Studios. Desperate for the approval of celebrities, he and his team of executives at Continental Studios must juggle corporate demands with creative ambitions as they try to keep movies alive and relevant.
What is more relevant than pooping Zombies? I’ll wait!
On another note, there is actually a Horror movie called Monsturd, which is about an escaped murderer who is accidentally turned into a life-size crap and goes around killing people through their toilets. You can watch it on Tubi now to get you prepared for whatever The Studio has planned for us starting on March 26th.
I have a new love, and his name is Emilio Vitolo, who owns the hot Italian restaurant Emilio’s Ballato in Manhattan.
The chef to celebrities like Lenny Kravitz, Joe Jonas, and Taylor Swift (and Katie Holmes in the bedroom) appeared on Late Night with Seth Meyers yesterday for a cooking segment to show the host how to make Arrabita, aka Angry pasta, and boy, did he get the censors angry. That is because, between him and Seth Meyers, they said around 25 curse words (I lost count because I have only 20 fingers and toes), like shit and fuck. Therefore, they had to hit the bleep button that many times.
They might not have had to push it as much as they did if it were not for the two men drinking Manhattans during the segment.
And I fucking love that! Vitolo is so old-school New York. I so miss that attitude!
I’d also never fuck with him because he would go all Sweeney Todd on your ass. However, you would not be in the angry pasta because there is no meat in it!
Can someone tell me why someone has not been given the part-time actor, who looks like Joseph-Gordon Levitt, a cooking/behind-the-scenes restaurant show? It would be so fucking awesome to watch.
Now that I think about it, it would have to be on cable or streaming because of all of the cursing. I want/need to hear every curse word. But then again, I am from The Bronx, and cursing is just part of our vernacular.
