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What makes Jonathan Groff wet?
October 18th, 2023 under Jonathan Groff. [ Comments: none ]

Merrily We Roll Along’s Daniel Radcliffe, Jonathan Groff, and Lindsay Mendez sat down with Vanity Fair and did one of their lie detector tests.

Mendez wanted to know from Groff, “You are a notoriously spitty singer. Is that because you want to make sure everyone can see how hard you are singing?” And he told her no.

Then she wanted to know what is his secret to keeping so hydrated. Then he said, “I get wet…” And that is when his two co-stars were like no, don’t go there.

So they asked him again, and again he talked about how he gets wet. Eventually, he settles on drinking a lot of water.

They tried to move on, but he went back to it. And he said he doesn’t think his wet mouth is related to being hydrated. So they wanted to know why he thinks his mouth gets so wet. And he said, “Everything gets wet.” And it is not sweat-related. And at that point, they just gave up.

Poor Jonathan. We know he is a spitter because of Hamilton when he played King George. And we also know something that doesn’t make him wet, and that is seeing his best friend Lea Michele’s vagina. She talked about how she showed it to him because he never saw one.

And with that, I am dry.

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Lea Michele showed Jonathan Groff her whole vagina
April 25th, 2022 under Jonathan Groff, Lea Michele. [ Comments: none ]

For some reason, HBO thinks we want to see a reunion of the cast from Spring Awakening. Therefore, on May 3rd, the network is airing the documentary Spring Awakening: Those You’ve Known.

According to People, were are going to learn a lot about the stars. You might even say we are getting too much information from Lea Michele and Jonathan Groff. That is because the actress shared how close they were/are.

How close? You are going to regret asking that question. Groff, who was in the closet at the time, was nervous if he was going to be able to pull off his love scenes with Michele. The two became very close as they worked on the Broadway play. So close that the Glee star admits, “He was like, ‘I’ve never seen a woman’s vagina before. Would you show me?’ And I was like, ‘Sure.’ And I took a desk lamp … and showed him. That’s how close we are…. But I’ve never seen Jonathan naked. I’ve never seen his penis.”

Speechless is all I am after that reveal. And speechless is what I wish Michele was because some things are better unsaid, and that is definitely on the list. Mostly because it is all about me, and I am picturing her sitting on a table, pulling down her underwear, grabbing the lamp, and telling him to look with her legs spread eagle. Hey, I am not suffering alone!

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BTWF: Johnathan Groff on One Life to Live
July 13th, 2021 under Before They Were Famous, Jonathan Groff. [ Comments: none ]

Before Johnathan Groff was starring in Broadway musicals, he was auditioning for his high school play on One Life to Live. How precious was the 21-year-old in that 2007 episode?

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The cast of Frozen takes their musical to the streets
November 21st, 2019 under Frozen, James Corden, Jonathan Groff. [ Comments: none ]


We hours away from the release of Frozen 2, but the cast cannot let go of the first one. Yesterday on The Late Late Show, James Corden joined them as they performed the musical’s biggest numbers on the crosswalk outside of the host’s CBS studios.

How cool is it to see Idina Menzel, Kristen Bell, Josh Gad and Jonathan Groff perform their songs live and in their costumes? I wish I was driving on Beverly when Elsa sang her showstopper.

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BTWF: Jonathan Groff on One Life to Live
August 19th, 2019 under Before They Were Famous, Jonathan Groff, TV Soaps. [ Comments: none ]


Before Jonathan Groff was dancing on Glee, he showed off his smooth moves on One Life to Live. He looks better now than he did when he was 21 in that 2007 episode.

To hear what he said on Live with Kelly and Ryan about his TV debut, then click here!

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