Barack Obama spoke at the Democratic National Convention yesterday, and he had a lot to say, especially about the man who replaced him.
One of the best lines is when the former President of the United States said that 45 is obsessed with crowd sizes. But wait, that is not funny. What made it hilarious was that he motioned his hands to make it look like that Donald Trump is obsessed with dick size because has a tiny penis.
Don’t take his word for it. Stormy Daniels, who had unfortunately had sex (if that is what you call it) with him, said the same thing!
And who is going to deny that Trump has SDE and obsesses about everyone who is bigger than him, which is most men?
James Taylor was supposed to perform at the Democratic National Convention in Chicago yesterday at around 9p between First Lady Jill Biden’s speech and her daughter, Ashley, introducing her father, President Joe Biden. However, the festivities were running late, so they removed him from the schedule even though he did a sound check.
What happened? Convention officials told The Hollywood Reporter.“Because of the raucous applause interrupting speaker after speaker, we ultimately skipped elements of our program to ensure we could get to President Biden as quickly as possible so that he could speak directly to the American people. We are proud of the electric atmosphere in our convention hall and proud that our convention is showcasing the broad and diverse coalition behind the Harris-Walz ticket throughout the week on and off the stage.”
The singer has yet to address his last-minute cancellation, and the DNC has not said if he will perform on another day. Do you think they should make time for him?
UPDATE: James Taylor broke his silence about not performing at the DNC. To see what he said, then click here!
Congressman John Rose brought his son, Guy, 6, to work with him, and I bet he didn’t.
That is because as the Republican from Nashville, Tennessee, was giving a speech on the conviction of convicted felon Donald Trump, his son decided to make funny faces while the camera was on him. And it is the faces I make when I hear the convicted felon’s name. So I get it.
Did the kid’s dad get it? The 59-year-old wrote, “This is what I get for telling my son Guy to smile at the camera for his little brother ♂️”
I think it is more likely because of the topic he was talking about.
I don’t care who the President of the United States is; the State of the Union is boring.
However, yesterday’s was interesting before it started. That is because MAGidiot MTG wore her Gd’s red MAGA hat, a red blazer with buttons, and a shirt saying, “Say her name,” which was referring to the recently murdered Laken Riley.
Basically, MTG looked more like an ignoramus than she usually does. So as soon as President Joe Biden saw her, he did a shocked double-take that got everyone laughing, even the Neaderthal!
After the debate yesterday, someone asked Vivek Ramaswamy, “What’s Jenny’s number?” And his Chat GPT malfunctioned.
So if a candidate can’t tell you Jenny’s number is 867-5309, then he shouldn’t be running.
And that is one of the many reasons why Vivek should not be running. He is that loser kid that just wants to be cool. But he is never going to be that. He needs to give it up because the only people who like him are the losers’ losers.
