Hey Pete Buttigieg, now that the Democratic party forced you to drop out of the presidential race, what are you going to do with your free time?
Mayor Pete told Today today that he will be hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live on Thursday night at 11:35p on ABC. He is even going to do the monologue, but he says, “Hopefully, some funnier minds than mine will be doing some writing for that.”
Who will be his guests for the night? He will be talking to Sir Patrick Stewart and Animal Trainer Dave Salmoni. It is going to be interesting to see how the war vet handles some cute little animals. Then again, he survived all of the Democratic debates, so he should be used to dealing with snakes.
Where is Kimmel going to be? He will be taping special episodes of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire for the 20th anniversary.
Kimmel better hope that Mayor Pete doesn’t do too good or those special episodes might become a permanent thing. I think we can all admit, Butt-edge-edge is just so gosh darn cute, and I think he will knock out of the park unless Joe Biden forces him out of another job. I am not bitter or anything.
Before Joe Biden was the third oldest person running for President, he was the youngest Senator in office talking about campaign finance reform on The Advocate. Didn’t he look like Craig T. Nelson when he was 31 doing this news show back in 1974?
Some booker at Today did something very smart. They decided to book both Larry David and Bernie Sanders on the same episode this morning. This way we got to see the two of them in one place at the same time. Proving that even though they look alike and at times they even talk alike, they are not like Patty Duke on jer self-titled sitcom; they are actually two different people.
Now I think I can tell who is running for president and who plays him on Saturday Night Live. At I think I can. Can you?
While every Presidential candidate is trying to win your vote by telling you what you want to hear, there is one candidate who is doing the opPposite.
N.J. Senator Cory Booker is telling us something we do not want to hear, dad jokes that are perfect for the holiday season. As bad as they are, you know you are going to give at least one of them a spin during your celebration.
If someone laughs, then you have to book a vote for Booker!
With everything going on in Washington, DC, we need a little distraction from it all. How about a funny noise being heard during former Presidential hopeful Eric Swalwell’s interview with Chris Matthews yesterday. A noise that sounded like a loud fart.
Did the Congressman cut the cheese? Did he deal it? He told Buzzfeed’s Addy Baird that it was not him and he did not hear it. However, he did it find it funny.
Meanwhile, MSNBC’s Hardball gave this explanation of what happened, “Sorry to disappoint the conspiracy theorists – it was the #hardball mug scraping across the desk. Get yours today and let’s get back to the news!”
Now that you heard their silent excuses, do you think they are telling the truth or it is fake news?
