Before Ally Sheedy was cleaning houses in Maid to Order, she was serving pizzas for Pizza Hut. She looks the same now as she did when she was 18 in that 1981 commercial.
Are you in labor right now? Can you hold it in until 6:30p EST today aka after the kick off at the Super Bowl tonight? Then you can get free pizza for a year from Pizza Hut. That is not all, although that is pretty awesome, you also get two tickets to next year’s game. Transportation and hotel not included.
All you have to do is tweet @PizzaHut with the birth announcement of your brand new bouncing football with #PizzaHutSpecialDelivery to be eligible for the free prize. Let’s be honest, what new parent doesn’t have to worry about making dinner for a year? To me, that is better than the tickets, but they are sweet like the pineapple on a Hawaiian pizza. Who likes those anyways?
If you thought the most disgusting thing that Chuck-E-Cheese did this year was retire their animatronic band Munch’s Make Believe Band, then you are in for a shock. From now until the end of the year they are serving up the Cheetos Mac-Cheesy Pizza. What is that? They describe it as, “a creamy cheese sauce mixed with elbow macaroni, smothered in melted, bubbly Colby and 100 percent whole milk mozzarella cheese – all topped with a magnificent, crunchy layer of Cheetos.” With that I just threw up in mouth. So repulsive.
One of your favorite pastimes at Chuck E Cheese is not only playing in the pee covered ball pit, but also listening to the animatronic band. It definitely is not the pizza because it is the worst. But there is news that is worse their pizza and that is the cheesy band is going away due to the fact that they remodeling the chain. When asked why, chief executive officer Tom Leverton told CBS News, “The kids stopped looking at the animatronics years and years ago.” What do kids know? They keep asking for their birthday parties to be held there when there are so many better options like almost anything else.
Someone needs to save Chuck E Cheese’s band before it is too late. Their music is keeping the restaurant alive. Who’s with me?
Can I share a secret with you? I have never been to a Chuck E Cheese. Is it really that awful?
