Have you ever wanted to ride the same dick as Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, Phoebe Dynevor, and possibly Kim Kardashian? Then your wish can come true, thanks to CamSoda. That is because they made a dildo full of tattoos in honor of Pete Davidson.
Not only is it inked like him, but it can be synched to gyrate during his appearances on Saturday Night Live. Thanks to Teledildonics technology, you can SNL & Thrill. It’s the only way to get you excited for an episode of the variety show.
If they really wanted to sell out of Teledidonics dildos, then they should create one for Sam Heughan and have it go off during his Outlander scenes. There wouldn’t be a battery left in any store if they did.
Before Pete Davidson had his own comedy specials, he was just a teenager doing stand up at comedy clubs like The Broadway Comedy Club. He was actually funny back in 2010 when he was just 17. That is right, he is not even old enough to vote in this video.
Now that Pete Davidson is a movie star, is he ready to leave the show that made him a star? Especially after he dissed his co-workers at Saturday Night Live in an interview.
He spoke to Entertainment Tonight, and told them, “I think I’m very lucky to be on that show. And I’m really lucky to have Lorne Michaels as, you know, not only a mentor and a boss but a friend. I’ll be there as long as they allow it.”
Who else was hoping that both parties were ready to move on because he adds nothing to the sketches?
Pete Davidson sat down with Charlamagne tha Gd for about an hour, and he talked about rehab, his ex-girlfriends, being suicidal, and Saturday Night Live. When it comes to the latter, he hinted he is ready to move on. Not only that, he does not sound like a fan of most of his co-workers.
Davidson started off his comments on it by saying he thinks he should be done with the show because his co-stars make fun of him on it. He elaborated that he does not know if he is the joke or he is in on the joke.
When the comedian was asked if it feels like a family there, he had high praise for Lorne Michaels. Then he said it is “a cutthroat f^cking show.” He feels that everyone wants to get their sketch on the air, and will do anything to make it happen.
Davidson also thinks he has outgrown the sketch comedy show. It feels like it is time to move on. However, he will wait for Michaels to give him the old heave-ho.
It is not that he is ungrateful, he admits the show has made him a better comedian and writer.
When it comes to him leaving, I say it cannot happen soon enough. He just comes off as a huge a$$hole. I don’t get what all these women see in him. Whatever they do see in him, does not seem to last long.
We know that Pete Davidson likes older women thanks to him dating Kate Beckinsale, so has he moved on from her to Marisa Tomei. They look really comfortable together, so do they have something to tell us? Yes, but not what you think.
She is playing his mother in a movie based on his life that is being made with Judd Apatow. Which means if they do hook up it will be really creepy by association because that would mean he is dating his mother. So ewww.
