Back in 2022, a very stoned Colin Jost and Pete Davidson bought a Staten Island Ferry for $280,000, and the two Staten Island natives have regretted ever since.
Therefore, they have tried selling it, but so far, there are no buyers. So, Jost has gone to drastic measures to find the boat a new home. Mr. Scarlett Johannsson appeared in a Saturday Night Live sketch, which he never does, begging the cast members to take it off their hands.
It did not work. But maybe someone will see it and take pity on him! Because we have all regretted buying something while we were drunk or high on Amazon! The difference is that we might have spent $280 at most, and not $280,000.
Maybe someone can tell Elon Musk that it can take him to Atlantis so that he will take it off their hands!
Pete Davidson has dated sought-after celebrities like Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, and Kim Kardashian. And we were like, how does he get all these women?
Now, we might know, thanks to Family Guy. What is it? He said, “I just text them back promptly. That’s it. That’s the secret.”
There you have it, men. If you want to get and keep a woman, text her back.
Here I thought it was his humor because who doesn’t like a funny man? Even though I don’t find him funny.
Have you ever wondered why Pete Davidson is so popular with the ladies? Now, we know. The “comedian” is an alien.
At least that is according to the classified video that was accidentally leaked by a Hexlad employee today. I won’t mention names because if I do, the government might send Gordon Ramsay to his kitchen nightmare until he goes to Hell’s Kitchen.
Now that we know the truth about Davidson, it explains so much. Don’t you agree?
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you drank milk from the Duane Reade in Penn Station? We know now, thanks to Saturday Night Live. What happens? You get one of the most brilliant skits on SNL with Pete Davidson and John Mulaney.
Just when you think they couldn’t do another politically incorrect parody of a Broadway musical number, they did. I laughed out loud, and my cat got scared.
So, the moral of this sketch is not to drink milk from Penn Station. If you do, you might get really trippy and write the best bit of your career. And you won’t be able to do it again without drinking that milk. And the doctors at Bellvue told you you might die if you die because it is poison.
Last May, Pete Davidson had a huge hit on Peacock with the semi-autobiographical dramedy called Bupkis. It did so well that the streaming service picked it up for a second season in June.
However, today in a statement to The Hollywood Reporter, the comedian announced that he has opted not to do another season.
“I’ve always seen Bupkis as a window into my life, since it is so personal and about my struggles and family. After nearly a decade of my personal life being in the media I wanted a chance to tell my story my way,” he wrote. “Of all the work I’ve ever done, Bupkis is by far what I’m most proud of. I am so grateful to Lorne Michaels and Broadway Video, Peacock, Universal Television and the amazing cast and writers for helping me create something honest, funny and heartfelt. I do also feel that this part of my life is finished. I’m very excited for this next chapter and for you guys to see the work. Thank you to all who support me for I am forever grateful.”
