Have you ever wondered what would happen if you drank milk from the Duane Reade in Penn Station? We know now, thanks to Saturday Night Live. What happens? You get one of the most brilliant skits on SNL with Pete Davidson and John Mulaney.
Just when you think they couldn’t do another politically incorrect parody of a Broadway musical number, they did. I laughed out loud, and my cat got scared.
So, the moral of this sketch is not to drink milk from Penn Station. If you do, you might get really trippy and write the best bit of your career. And you won’t be able to do it again without drinking that milk. And the doctors at Bellvue told you you might die if you die because it is poison.
Last May, Pete Davidson had a huge hit on Peacock with the semi-autobiographical dramedy called Bupkis. It did so well that the streaming service picked it up for a second season in June.
However, today in a statement to The Hollywood Reporter, the comedian announced that he has opted not to do another season.
“I’ve always seen Bupkis as a window into my life, since it is so personal and about my struggles and family. After nearly a decade of my personal life being in the media I wanted a chance to tell my story my way,” he wrote. “Of all the work I’ve ever done, Bupkis is by far what I’m most proud of. I am so grateful to Lorne Michaels and Broadway Video, Peacock, Universal Television and the amazing cast and writers for helping me create something honest, funny and heartfelt. I do also feel that this part of my life is finished. I’m very excited for this next chapter and for you guys to see the work. Thank you to all who support me for I am forever grateful.”
Last year, Saturday Night Live cleaned house. This year, none of the Not Ready for Primetime Players left the NBC variety show. In fact, they are getting a new member, and her name is Chloe Troast.
She will be visited by an old cast member for the season premiere on October 14th. That is because Pete Davidson, who will be promoting his standup tour, is hosting, and Ice Spice is the musical guest. The following week, Bad Bunny will do both.
The cast of season 49 are Michael Longfellow, Sarah Sherman, Punkie Johnson, Mikey Day, Ego Nwodim, Heidi Gardner, Colin Jost, Molly Kearney, Andrew Dismukes, James Austin Johnson, Marcello Hernandez, Michael Che, Bowen Yang, Cecily Strong, Kenan Thompson, Chloe Fineman, Devon Walker, and Troast.
Pete Davidson is working his way around the female celebrity circuit, and there is a woman who is throwing her hat into the ring.
Dionne Warwick has declared, “I will be dating Pete Davidson next.”
I say that he should take her up on his offer because she can teach him a thing or two that those other girls he has been with can’t. When the singer is done with him, he will be ready to settle down. Something I am sure would make his mother very happy!
We know that Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, and Kim Kardashian would date Pete Davidson. We also know that Kim Kardashian would marry Kanye West. But what about Joe Jonas? Would he date either man?
Vanity Fair asked him that question when he was hooked up to a lie detector. Unlike Katy Perry, he would date the comedian. However, he would not date the rapper. Can you blame him?
If you had to choose between the three men, who would you date? I would so choose the not-so-average-Joe.
