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Pauly Shore defends Bridget Fonda!
April 24th, 2023 under Pauly Shore. [ Comments: none ]

Last week, pictures surfaced of Hollywood legacy Bridget Fonda, and the 59-year-old actress was not looking like her glamourous younger self. And the publications were slammed for posting them because she opted out of being in the public eye. Of course, Fonda still looks gorgeous; she just doesn’t look like she did 30 years ago.

Yesterday, Pauly Shore posted photos of himself when he was younger and his more recent self. The comedian did this because he has a serious message to share with those publications.

“This one goes out to you, #BridgetFonda,” he started his post off with. “I know a lot of people on social media have been showing before and after photos of you, so I wanted to share with everybody before and after photos of ME! We all age, doodz — celebrities are people too. Don’t harsh our gig so hardcore, crusters!”

Who would’ve thought that the Weasle would be the voice of reason in this debate? But he is. And I agree with him. We all can’t fake age like Jennifer Lopez, nor should we try to age like her.

So thank you, Pauly, for speaking up for the actress.

2023 has proven to us that you have a lot of heart behind the persona you created. You were also very sweet to your Encino Man co-stars who were nominated and then won Oscars this year.

I love this side of you and can’t wait to see more of it. Although, I still laugh with the old version of you.


Pauly Shore has a message for his two Encino Man co-stars
March 10th, 2023 under Brendan Fraser, Ke Huy Quan, Oscars, Pauly Shore. [ Comments: none ]

Pauly Shore might’ve been the star of Encino Man, but it is his co-stars, Brendan Fraser and Ke Huy Quan, who are nominated for Oscars this year.

How does the comedian feel about them being up for Oscar gold? “I’m very excited for my two costars from Encino Man; both nominated this year for Oscars. It’s quite remarkable. It’s an insane story. These guys — what a comeback. It’s almost like they were in Encino Man, they dethawed them, and they’re coming back to life, he told Good Morning America. “Congratulations, guys. Good luck, bros.”

Shore says he is going to watch the Oscars on Sunday to see if Quan wins Best Supporting Actor for Everything, Everywhere, All at Once and Fraser for Best Actor in The Whale.

Hopefully, they will each bring home an Oscar statuette and decide to make Encino Man 2 with Shore and past Oscar nominee Sean Astin. Maybe it will get The Weasle a nom from the Academy Awards so that he can have one like his co-stars.

Who would’ve thought that Encino Man would turn out so many people worthy of Oscars?


Hey buddy, would you vote for Pauly Shore for President?
January 17th, 2022 under Pauly Shore. [ Comments: none ]

Pauly Shore/Instagram

Now that Donald Trump has been president, I guess other celebrities think they could do it too. The latest person to throw their bandana into the ring is Pauly Shore.

The comedian wrote, “I think I’m gonna take a run for 2024 president. Enough is enough. Who’s with me dudes? let’s do this!”

Do you know what? At least with him, we already know he is a Weasel. He is a WYSIWYG sort of guy at this point.

So, if he ran, would you vote for him? And do you think he would actually do it? After 2016, anything is possible.


When did Pauly Shore turn into Richard Simmons?
September 7th, 2021 under Pauly Shore, Richard Simmons. [ Comments: none ]

So I am scrolling through my For You Page on TikTok, and I see someone that looks exactly like a young Richard Simmons. Of course, I press play, and it turns out to be Pauly Shore. The actor wants his fans to be Sweatin’ to The Weez, which is like Sweatin’ to the Oldies from the Weight Saint.

Now, I want to know when Shore turned into Simmons? Is he trying to do a movie about Simmons so that he can play him? If not, can he turn this into an exercise series for those of us who are missing Simmons, like me? He has that same energy, the afro, and the booty shorts. Maybe if he did, it would bring Simmons out of hiding. We need him back, now more than ever.

Back to Shore, doesn’t he seriously look like Simmons? It is uncanny.


Hey buddy, Pauly Shore is back doing what he does best
July 21st, 2020 under Movies, Pauly Shore. [ Comments: none ]

Back in the ’90s, Pauly Shore was doing stoner comedies like Encino Man, and everyone loved them. Then, all of a sudden he stopped.

Well, now he is back doing what he does best, making us laugh in his own outrageous way. On September 4th, he is coming home to our homes in Guest House. A raunchy comedy that also stars Mike Castle, Aimee Teegarden, Billy Zane, and Steve-O.

It is like what Neighbors wishes it could have been. Seth Rogen should bow down to the original.

It is nice to know that not everything in 2020 is going to be. Guest House is going to be the laugh we desperately need.


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