Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Joan Collins has seen enough of Britney’s privates. And Lindsay’s. And Paris’. Collins says it’s "disgusting" how Spears, Lohan and Hilton are going out in miniskirts without panties, knowing very well that the paparazzi will take their pictures. She says it’s "really sad that young women today need to flaunt" their privates to get attention. Collins says they’ve already shown "their front bits," so "where’s it all going to end?" Collins is out with a beauty and fashion book called "The Art of Living Well:" Looking Good, Feeling Great."

Access Hollywood

Amen sister!!! 

WE are shocked – shocked! – that Paris Hilton may have bought her own faux engagement ring to start speculation that Stavros Niarchos is going to marry her. Hilton wore a fake diamond solitaire on her left ring finger to an alice+olivia dinner party last week and wouldn’t answer questions about her and Niarchos. But close friends say they’re not engaged – and moreover, the shipping heir’s parents have no intention of even meeting their son’s sometime succubus. "They refused to meet her last year when Paris and Stavros had dated for a while," a source said. "Paris even followed him and his family to Hawaii, where they go every New Year’s, and they still wouldn’t meet her. They think she’s tacky." It’s a sentiment that seems to be shared by the father of Nicky Hilton’s paramour, David Katzenberg. A family friend said Jeffrey Katzenberg, the former Disney exec who co-founded DreamWorks, "thinks the Hiltons are just . . . lowbrow and that his son is young and should be dating around." Meanwhile, it’s only been a month, but Nicky and David are already saying, "I love you."

Page Six (story) and News of the World (photo) 

Can you blame them? Although I don’t think Nicky is as bad. 

ARE Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos engaged, or is the attention-starved heirhead pulling another sad publicity ploy? Hilton shocked partygoers Monday night when she arrived at Stacey Bendet’s "Black & White" dinner for her clothing line alice+olivia at Katsuya in L.A. wearing a huge diamond ring on her left hand. She strolled in with her on-again, off-again Greek – and a ring that looked suspiciously like the fake "diamond" solitaire she once claimed former fiancé Paris Latsis gave her. (Latsis actually gave her a smaller ring from Cartier.) Either way, Hilton wasn’t being very open about it. The celebutard acted coy when dinner guests asked about Niarchos and the ring. She spent the night canoodling with Niarchos (who last told Page Six he was "a student"), next to sister Nicky Hilton, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, Michelle Trachtenberg and Mena Suvari. Reps for Hilton and Niarchos didn’t return calls for comment.

Page Six (story) and Celebrity Puke (photo) (click on the photo for a larger version)

I am going with publicity stunt, what about you? 

JORDAN has revealed she is heading to LA to party with new bosom pals PARIS HILTON and BRITNEY SPEARS. The glamour girl is jetting off after meeting Paris, 25, at a London bash where the heiress told her: ‘You’re hot.” Jordan, 28, said: “We’re friends now and she’s invited me over to visit her.”

The Sun Bizarre

Is that hot or scary? I am going with scary!

Playgrounds in America might never be the same: Paris Hilton says she wants to have children — soon. The partying heiress says that hanging around with her new best friend, Britney Spears, and Spears’ two tykes has made her want to reproduce. “It’s been my dream to have four babies by 30,” the 25-year-old heiress announced, reports Life & Style Weekly. And Hilton thinks she’s highly qualified for motherhood, explaining: “I look after animals, so I’d have a lot to give my kids.” In fact, looking after kiddies has become so appealing to Hilton that she recently cut short a night out with Spears, announcing to friends, “We’re going home to the babies. We miss them.”

Scoop 

This is coming from a woman who got rid of a dog because she got too big. What is she going to do with a kid, they keep growing?

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