Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Look out, Meryl Streep. Paris Hilton is going to start taking this acting thing very seriously. The “House of Wax” star has landed a new role in a film called “The Hottie and the Nottie” and says she’s been working hard to prepare for the role of a hot girl who refuses to get married until her not-hot friend finds a sweetie. “I’m serious about acting and I have a bunch of movies lined up,” the partying Heiress told Hello! magazine. She has even been reading the thespian book: ”The Power of the Actor.” “I think I can become a good actress,” Hilton explained. “It’s something I want to prove to myself and to other people. I feel I’m getting better and feeling more confident about what I can do as an actress.”

Scoop

I don’t even think with the best training in Hollywood she could be anything more than an marginal actress.

Britney Spears was tricked by Paris Hilton into thinking she had jeopardised her chances of ever having an orgasm again. While the two 25-year-olds were partying at Los Angeles club Area the ‘Toxic’ singer lit the filter end of her cigarette which flared up as she inhaled. Paris then apparently told her it would damage her ability to climax. A source revealed to the National Enquirer magazine: "Paris told Britney, ‘Oh my God! Don’t you know that lighting a cigarette the wrong way and inhaling stops the blood flow to your private parts, and doing it more than once means you may never experience orgasm again!’ "Britney was horrified and ran around for about ten minutes asking everyone if they had ever heard that and what she should do about it." Finally Paris stopped giggling and told Britney it was a joke, saying: "I had you going, didn’t I?" The ‘Baby One More Time’ singer slapped her friend on the arm and they then had a play fight.

Bang Showbiz (story) and X17 (photo)

Probally not, but what a great story! Britney is so guliable! 

Paris Hilton turned down the chance to have a sex doll made in her image – because the idea freaked her out. Hilton hated the thought of strangers making love to a doll that looked exactly like her, even though the venture would have made her a fortune. She says, "I turn down perverted things, some sex things. Like a Paris Hilton blow-up doll. "They were like, ‘They’ll sell for $50,000 each, it’ll be the real-life you.’ And I’m like, ‘I really don’t want a real-life me with anyone, anywhere. No!’"

WENN (story) and The Sun (photo) 

Ewwww. Who would want to buy a Paris Hilton sex toy? Scratch that I don’t want to know.

Party princess Paris Hilton held her only official Sydney media engagement on New Year’s Day, naming Jaime Wright the face of Bondi Blonde beer. She cast her discerning eye over a stream of bikini-clad hopefuls at the Bondi Icebergs club, alongside surfing star Koby Abberton. The Hilton hotel heiress was reportedly paid up to $5 million by advertising magnate John Singleton for the whirlwind six-day promotional visit. Singleton is the major shareholder in Bluetongue Brewery, which produces the Blonde beer. Crowning Ms Wright Ms Bondi Blonde, Hilton was, as always, loving the cameras, striking a pose in a yellow dress for the mob of photographers crowding the Bondi club. "Thanks for having me here, I’m having the best time and I love Australia," she said. "Everyone’s been so warm and welcoming." "Being a blonde myself I love blondes, so I’m excited to meet you girls and thanks for having me here." The 25-year-old model, actress and sometime singer was quick to compliment the parade of contestants. "You’ve got great abs," she told one. "She was really pretty," she remarked of another. But it wasn’t all fashion and frivolity, with Hilton also offering a new year’s resolution to the media pack. "I have a lot of new year’s resolutions," she said. "One is definitely giving back, I’m really fortunate and that’s why everywhere I go I’m going to visit a children’s hospital, just get really involved in charity work." The international A-lister dropped into the children’s ward of Sydney’s Royal North Shore Hospital last week, signing autographs and causing a few young male patients to blush. Hilton was handed the keys to Bondi as she presented the Ms Bondi Blonde award, as a token of thanks for her promotional contribution to the famous beach. Hours after jetting into Sydney on December 28, Paris took a dip in the Bondi surf, to the delight of Waverley mayor George Newhouse and scores of wide-eyed onlookers. "I have to say that Paris is welcome at Bondi any time," Mr Newhouse said. Hilton is believed to have ushered in 2007 with Sam Branson, son of Virgin mogul Sir Richard Branson. She flies home to the US on Tuesday.

Sydney Morning Herald 

The amount of BS in that article just makes me want to hurl. If she wants to do charity work so badly, then why did she walk out on a $10 lunch bill while in Australia? BTW that dress is just awful, it looks like an over-the-hill ice skater’s dress.

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