Tiffany Haddish is the second guest on Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show today and the first one was Oprah Winfrey. Well Haddish is a big fan of Lady O, but sadly she had left as soon as her segment was done. Or so she thought.
As Haddish was praising the woman we all love, she revealed that she sent a few letters to her idol, but never got a reply. Therefore, Ellen wanted to know why Oprah never replied. At that moment Haddish lost it and couldn’t stop crying as she met the Queen of Daytime. But then again who wouldn’t become a slobbering mess if they met Oprah like that.
It is nice to see Ellen use her power for good and not to scare the crap out of someone like she normally does. Especially to someone who is as talented as Haddish, I have loved her since The Carmichael Show. She had us cracking up in every scene she was in on that show. I miss that show, but at least the cast is having successful careers now that it won’t be back for another season.
Vanity Fair asked Oprah Winfrey what is her secret talent, and it is a sh!tty one. She can get dog poo out of a white carpet and make it even whiter than before it got stained.
What is her secret? Club soda and dish washing liquid. While that sounds boring, Lady O gave it her special flair and now we are all going to the store to buy those items so we can clean our carpets just like her.
Lady O just has a way of her getting us to doing everything she does.
Remember Oprah Winfrey’s empowering speech at the Golden Globes? It was so inspiring that you said you said to yourself that she should run for president in 2020? Then you wondered if she would? InStyle wondered too, so they asked her. Here is what she told them:
I actually saw a mug the other day … I thought it was a cute mug. All you need is a mug and some campaign literature and a T-shirt. I’ve always felt very secure and confident with myself in knowing what I could do and what I could not. And so it’s not something that interests me. I don’t have the DNA for it. Gayle—who knows me as well as I know myself practically—has been calling me regularly and texting me things, like a woman in the airport saying, “When’s Oprah going to run?” So Gayle sends me these things, and then she’ll go, “I know, I know, I know! It wouldn’t be good for you—it would be good for everyone else.” I met with someone the other day who said that they would help me with a campaign. That’s not for me.
How disappointed are you that we will not be saying President Oprah Winfrey in 3 years? I am so sad, I am going to have order something from Oprah’s Favorite Things list to make me feel better.
Cedric Yarborough posted a video that back in 2006, his show The Boondocks had created a fictional newspaper headline from November 8, 2020 that reads, “Oprah Winfrey Elected President.” Something that no one would have thought to be a reality back then, but today it is looking like it is something that could really happen.
Who knew that all of these animated writers are also psychics? The Simpsons has done it a few times, so has Family Guy and now The Boondocks. Forget Nostradamus, we need to watch cartoons to find out what our future holds for all of us.
Oprah Winfrey won the Cecil B. de Mille Award at the 75th annual Golden Globes but all anyone can talk about her speech. She was so eloquent as she talked about sexual harassment, politics and women’s right, that before she was finished people were saying Oprah 2020.
Can you imagine if she were President? She would invite Kim Jung-un over to talk, he would sit on the couch and by the end of their chat he would be jumping on it, screaming that he loves America. She would also have a meeting with Vladimir Putin and by the time it was over, he would be crying uncontrollably.
She would go in to have talks with Congress and Senate and we she came out, she would hold a presser. At that presser, she would tell the American people, “You get healthcare. You get healthcare. Everyone gets healthcare!!!” And after that it would be same for a tax breaks because everyone gets a tax breaks.
Why wait until 2020 to make it up, let’s just have her take over the White House now!
