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Jared Leto is still alive?
July 8th, 2012 under Jared Leto, Not Dead. [ Comments: none ]


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Jared Leto took to Twitter to declare that he is not dead…sort of. The 30 Seconds to Mars singer said, “Yes, the rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. How could I be dead if I’m not actually alive? XO”
I try not to post “Not Dead” stories, but his Tweet was so ingenious I had to share it with you.

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Cher is still raising hell
January 27th, 2012 under Cher, Not Dead. [ Comments: 1 ]


There was another death hoax today and the victim this time around was the ageless Cher. Even though her reps quickly denied her demise, the diva took to Twitter to respond to the rumors in a way only she would. She said, “Well here i am tweeting from the HereAfter! Its very Blue up here & thank God they gave me a view of the Sea,Palm trees & a Balinese house” She then added, “Lets tweet Later ’cause even though im JUST a Spirit im Hungry!!! Going 2 have a Tostada salade ! WONDER What they’re serving Down THERE ?” With all joking aside, she finally let us know that she is alive and she ain’t going no where anytime soon. She Tweeted, “LOVELIES,.Im not going ANYWHERE TILL I FINISH THIS FKNG ALBUM ! The ONLY RIP I KNOW HOW 2 DO IS “RIP IT UP! KICK ASS & TAKE NO PRISONERS !” I don’t know about you, but I want her to keep raising hell for a few more albums. There is only woman like her and we need to keep her here as long as possible even though she has a great view up there.

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Jon Bon Jovi isn’t sleeping because he isn’t dead!
December 19th, 2011 under Bon Jovi, Not Dead. [ Comments: none ]


Someone Wanted Jon Bon Jovi Dead, but I am happy to report he is very much Alive! So to whoever thought that they could kill him with a Shot Through the Heart online, I can tell you that your Bad Medicine didn’t work. Thankfully he hasn’t gone out in a Blaze of Glory as you can see in the picture above that his record label UMG posted on Twitter today after the rumors surfaced.
BTW as a New Yorker if heaven is New Jersey, then what must hell be like?
Finally if you don’t know the Bon Jovi song I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead, listen to it below.

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Bill Cosby is not dead, but Kyra Phillips career should be
August 3rd, 2010 under Bill Cosby, Not Dead, TV News. [ Comments: none ]


Yesterday there were rumors that comedic legend Bill Cosby died and he was so unhappy about it he took to Twitter.

Again, I’m rebuttaling rumors about my demise. But, I’m confirming I have an app –iTunes App Store 🙂

Emotional friends have called about this misinformation. To the people behind the foolishness, I’m not sure you see how upsetting this is.

His final Tweet was to tell everyone to watch him Larry King Live to prove that he was alive. After watching that interview I think that Kyra Phillips’ career should be dead because that interview was so bad, so wrong and she didn’t even bother to do any research. One of her questions to him if he was Twitter. Seriously if she knew she was going to ask it why didn’t she take minute to do the research before she went on the show. It isn’t that hard. Then when she asked him who he wanted to play him in a movie about his life, he said Steven Wright and she had no idea who he was. He is a pretty big comedian and she should’ve known him because if she did then she would have been in on a very funny joke.
But it wasn’t only the fact that she had no idea about anything, she kept asking him what he wants said about him when he dies. Seriously what an inappropriate question to ask someone who spent the day defending that he is alive. So you would think after the first time and not getting an answer she would stop there, but she asked it a few more time.
Seriously I can’t believe CNN got rid of Larry King and they kept her. BTW I had to do research to find out who she was because I had no clue who she was. Maybe someday she too will learn how to do research.

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Zach Braff is not dead
October 13th, 2009 under Not Dead. [ Comments: 4 ]



So someone created a fake story that Zach Braff had committed suicide and the Scrubs star made a video on Facebook to prove that he is still alive. Gotta love that he had to make a video to prove that he is still with us. The best part is he had Donald Faison sing the version of Wind Beneath My Wings that he wants him to sing at his funeral when he really does die. Even though Zach Braff is still alive, his career not so much.

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