Mike Myers is back doing what he does best, making silly movies. On May 5th, he will be releasing The Pentaverate on Netflix, and it is going to change the world as we know it.
That is because the movie is about a secret society that has been influencing world events since 1347. Therefore, that means that Myers has been responsible for everything bad that has happened since then because he is exposing this secret society that he is, most likely, a member of.
Therefore, the next time something awful happens, blame Mike Myers. After all, this is not the first time he has done something horrible to the world. Did you see The Love Guru?
Before Mike Myers was Austin Powers, an International Man of Mystery, he delivered a package to the biggest Internation star in John and Yoko: A Love Story. He looks the same now as he did when he was 21 in that 1985 telemovie.
Before Mike Myers was chewing the scenery (sorry had to do it), he was chewing Wrigley’s Gum. How cute was the 8-year-old graduating to the big stick back in 1972?
Several people got their starts at Second City like Tina Fey, John Candy, Steve Carrell, Mike Myers, Bonnie Hunt, Stephen Colbert, and so many more. Jeopardy thought the 50-year-old comedy troupe would make a great category and they were right.
I thought I had a chance of acing it because I got the $200 answer right. However, that is where it stopped. The $400 one blew my mind and stumped the contestants. The rest I knew, but could not remember the names. However, it was still fun learning from something I thought I should have known. How well did you do?
It has been 25 years since we have had a new Austin Powers movie, yet his mask has been selling out all over the place? Why does everyone want to dress up as this Mike Myers for Halloween and not the other one who has a franchise based on the holiday? Two words, Baby Driver!
As soon as the actors put on the masks in that film, the director knew it was going to be a hot costume this year. So much so, Edgar Wright told The Hollywood Reporter, “I even mentioned to Warner Bros. [which released Austin Powers under New Line Cinema] that they may ship a lot of masks at Halloween, and I think that’s exactly what’s happened.” They didn’t and now people will be left going as that other Mike Myers instead because that is all they can get.
Talking about Mike Myers, if someone can tell the actor that people are dying to be the International Man of Mystery this year, then maybe we can finally get that fourth movie we have been waiting a quarter of a century for. Yeah, baby!
