Martha Stewart might be 79 years young, but she is getting sexier with each passing day. Look at the extraordinary homemaker in this photo. What is her secret? Her line of CBD products from Canopy Growth.
Now, I am mad because I bought the wrong edibles. I am going to have to try hers next because it obviously is working.
Yesterday was Martha Stewart’s 79th birthday. In honor of the occasion, her daughter, Alexis, made her a creamsicle ice cream cake. Yum!
If you have a birthday cake, then you have to blow out some candles. That is exactly was the homemaker did, and she found a way to make even that look sexy. She is as hot as the fire on those birthday candles.
They say you get better with age, Stewart gets sexier and sexier by the minute. She makes nearly 80 the new 40.
Martha Stewart is reportedly not really a fan of GOOP, which is why a caller on Watch What Happens Live yesterday wanted to know what the Domestic Goddess thinks of Gwyneth Paltrow’s candle that smells like her vagina for $75.
Stewart, once she understood what it was, said, “She does that irritating read…She is trying to zhoosh up the public to listen to her.” Then she said, “That is great. Let her do her thing.” Which is the North Easterner’s classy way of saying, “Bless her heart.”
Would she buy it? Of course, not. Then Andy Cohen wanted to know, who she thinks is purchasing it? The mogul told him, “I think it is a lot of guys who are horny.” Personally, I think it is a lot of horny women. Who do you think is ordering it?
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Remember that sexy scene between Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze in Ghost when the pottery was not the only thing to get a rise? Well, Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg recreate that scene to promote the second season of Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party on VH-1 and you will never watch the inspiration for this promo the same way. That and you will be craving sex, pot and chocolate cake after watching it, which is a good thing if you have all three handy. If you do not, then catch up on their show on the VH1.com or the app and that will help satisfy your longings.
The North East got its first big snow storm and Martha Stewart actually plowed her place all by herself. It didn’t go well because she got stuck. Don’t worry, since she is perfect, she was able to get herself out of the sticky situation, get home, bake cookies, drink hot cocoa and sit in front of the fire and warm herself up. All while making a quilt!
