Barbie
It is Christmastime, and children all over the world want a Barbie doll under their tree. This year, they can get the Queen of Christmas as a gift. That is because Barbie turned Mariah Carey into one of their own.
The beautiful doll is wearing Mimi’s signature red gown, red heels, and her oversized butterfly ring.
As perfect as she is for little girls, I think she is going to be bought by big girls who are going to display her Christmas as they play her song All I Want for Christmas is You.
Jimmy Kimmel got a wake-up call in the middle of the night this week. It was not on the phone. Instead, it was in person, and that person was Mariah Carey.
The singer wanted him to know that it is Christmastime. So, just like Santa Claus, she came into his house in the middle of the night. But unlike Old Saint Nick, she only gave him one present, and that present was her singing her Christmas Carol, All I Want for Christmas Is You.
Some might say this is a dream come true. But others would say this is a nightmare. And I think that Kimmel would go with the latter.
Would you want Mariah to visit you in your bedroom, singing her holiday tune? I would rather get a visit from the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future.
The 54-year-old looks fantastic. So much so that you know that she is going to cause Santa Claus’ North Pole to rise. Because of that, he might not be able to get down the chimneys.
Mariah Carey, the Queen of Christmas, has been defrosted, and we are going to hear All I Want for Christmas Is You every day, multiple times a day, for the next 54 long days.
Is it Halloween again? I need it to be Halloween again.
Although, can I let you in on a secret? I actually like hearing that song for the first 16 times every year. And then it sounds like nails on a chalkboard until December 25th.
Now that Mariah Carey is the Queen of Christmas, she is in with Santa Claus. So much so that Old Saint Nick asked her to help him with his Naughty or Nice List.
How is the singer going to help him? She is bringing her Merry Christmas One and All tour to the cities that he told her to go to, so she can tell him if the people there are naughty or nice.
I hope that she deems LA naughty because those are the type of gifts I like to get!
BTW Mariah and Santa, All I Want for Christmas is for you to wait until after Halloween to start talking about Christmas. All we are saying is to give Halloween a chance.
