https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adewoZWMNsU
Madonna did a Britney Spears and brought Drake on stage with her at Coachella. She had him sit on a chair and then she proceeded to make out with him. Since the Degrassi star believes YOLO, he kept touching her hair as she passionately kissed him. The Material Girl didn’t like his hand on her mane, so she did something in his mouth. What she did we don’t know, but his face says it all.
So what do you think she did? Did she bite his tongue? Did she spit in his mouth? Or did the 28 year old realize he just made out with a woman twice his age? I say all of the above.
Madonna was on The Tonight Show yesterday and she told Jimmy Fallon she is a closet comedian. So the NBC late night host told the musician to try some of her standup on the show right then and there. For the first time in decades, she had her cherry popped by telling jokes about all the younger men she’s been dating recently. Her jokes were so bad, it made her latest album sound as good as Like A Virgin.
So down a pitcher of watered down beer or several Long Island Iced Teas and maybe you will think she is funny. You know, practice the same method you would at a comedy club to make those comedians funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as-SALpccd8
Jimmy Fallon and The Roots performed Holiday with Madonna and some classroom instruments on tonight’s The Tonight Show. What more can you say about their performance of one of her earlier hits, but that it was totally bitchin’.
Madonna posted a photo of herself with dirt on her face and it’s probably the cleanest she’s been in a while. OK, that sentence might’ve gotten me swimming in some muddy waters. I’ll stop there before I am like a pig rolling around in some mud!
Justin Bieber was photographed giving Madonna a close-eyed kiss on her cheek, so do the two singers have something to tell us? Only that they will be on The Ellen DeGeneres Show tomorrow.
But for a second imagine if they were singing duets together in the bedroom? After all, he is about the right age for her and she is perfect for him. How hot would this couple be?
UPDATE: According to this clip from today’s The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Madonna would consider dating Justin Bieber since he is just a year younger than the youngest man she has dated. Make it happen guys, make it happen!!!
