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Dave Grohl does his best Drake
December 13th, 2020 under Drake, Foo Fighters. [ Comments: none ]


If someone ever told you that you would hear Hotline Bling come out of Dave Grohl’s mouth, you would never believe them. However, it is Chanukkah, and it is time for another miracle. Grohl and Greg Kirstin performed Drake’s hit for the Festival of Lights, and even the Maccabees are getting down to it.

“You might be surprised to learn that this superstar is… Canadian. He’s never hidden the fact that he was M.O.T,” Foo Fighters wrote. “So a generation of Jewish parents could tell their kids ‘if Drake took the time to study for HIS Bar Mitzvah, you can too.’ Ladies and gentlemen…challah at your boy….DRAKE!”

The Jewish puns will have Bubbe’s all of the world kvelling for the Rocker. They are hoping their granddaughters will marry a nice man like that drummer boy!

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What is, Drake got his own category on Jeopardy.
April 9th, 2020 under Drake, Jeopardy. [ Comments: none ]


Drake might only be 33 years old, but his nearly 20-year career has earned him his own category on Jeopardy. Granted, it was during the 2020 College Championship Quarterfinal Winners Circle, so those students better know him. Although, they were just babies when he was starring on Degrassi: The Next Generation. Not just Degrassi.

I got all the answers correct, how did you do? What is really sad, for me, is that I did a better job with Drake than Hugh Jackman. Sorry, Hugh.

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Do you want to dance with Drake?
April 3rd, 2020 under Drake. [ Comments: none ]


Drake has made a name for himself because of his dancing. I did not say it was a good name, just a name.

Anyways, he has a new song out, and he is trying to create his own dance craze with the Tootie Slide. I don’t know about you, but I am going to stick with Electric Slide. The music is so much better.

While that is me, I expect people to be going crazy with this on TikTok, right about now, funk soul brother. Let’s see how they top Flip the Switch with right leg up, left leg slide.

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Drake is no Frank Ocean
November 11th, 2019 under Drake. [ Comments: none ]

https://twitter.com/AndresWrites/status/1193802356921528320?s=15
This weekend Tyler, The Creator presented Camp Flog Gnaw Carnival, a 2-day musical event that concluded with a special unannounced guest. The fans were convinced that Frank Ocean was that mystery person. Therefore, when Drake walked out on to the stage, the audience booed him.

The Degrassi star asked them, “If you want me to keep going, I’ll keep going.” They responded with nos and boos. What else could he do, but say to them, “It’s been love. I love you. I go by the name Drake. Thank you for having me.” Then he walked off the stage with his tail between his legs.

I cannot say I blame them, what was that foul-mouthed entrance he made that made no sense? I love four-letter words, but not to start off the night. Be a little more welcoming and not just curse everyone out.

I am a Degrassi fan, but I hope this taught him a lesson. Just cause you sell millions of records and think you are hot sh!t, not everyone likes you. See Donald Trump at recent sporting events. I guess Drake is the Trump of Rap, so what does that make Kanye West?

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Drake makes it rain in McDonald’s
January 31st, 2019 under Drake. [ Comments: none ]


Drake has tons of money so that he can eat anywhere he wants. Yet, he chose to chow down at McDonald’s over the weekend. Since he wanted to be Big Mac Daddy, he gave two of the cashiers at that Los Angeles fast food joint a tip.

A.J. tweeted that the rapper gave them each $10,000, but he was little off with the amount. Move the decimal over two points, and you have the correct amount. He gave them each $100 according to Eonline.com. While it is not 5 digits, it is better than nothing.

To all of these musicians, who have a beef with the Degrassi star, when was the last time any of them gave a stranger some money? I am looking at you, Kanye West.

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