Before Madonna was the blonde Material Girl, she was naturally a very dark brunette. Today, she went back to roots. Or did she? Considering it looks like there are mannequin heads, some with wigs, behind her, you have to wonder if this new short hairdo is fake. If it is, she should consider getting it done for real. I think it is the best Madge has looked in a while. What do you think?
Tonight at the VMAs, they wanted to pay tribute to Aretha Franklin. They thought, who can we get to it do it? Let’s see who is the oldest person here? Steven Tyler, yes he is the oldest but not him. What about Madonna? She is 60 and from Detroit, she would be perfect.
Perfectly awful that is because she made the speech all about her. She revealed that singing (You Make Me Feel) Like a Natural Woman helped her at an audition when she did not have a song prepared. Who cares? It is not always about Madonna. To her yes, to us no.
Madge better hope that Aretha is happy heaven. If not, you know she will be haunting her for that memoriam.
Then again, Madonna might be upset because Aretha’s death upstaged her 60th birthday on Thursday. Madonna probably thought it was going to be all about her but instead it was all about Aretha’s death day.
UPDATE: To see the full “tribute,” at the VMAs, then click here!
On Sunday night, Madonna and Kim Kardashian became instant friends, and we will pay for it. Because these two desperate-for-attention moms, who cannot keep their clothes on, bonded immediately. So much so, Madonna declared, “A foreshadowing of things to come.” And we thought that Donald Trump was going to cause the apocalypse. I think this might do it first. Or maybe it is just one of the seven signs of it. Nice knowing y’all.
via The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon
Before Benicio Del Toro was front and center in movies like The Last Jedi and Guardians of the Galaxy, he was in the background in Madonna’s music video for La Isla Bonita making just $150 for the shoot. You can barely recognize the 20-year-old in 1987.
I don’t know about you, but I know how to do the Macrena, Hand Jive, Chicken Dance (my fav) and The Electric Slide, but I never mastered Vogue. Not anymore because Madonna showed us to do it on Live with Kelly and Ryan this morning. So if you have a Bar Mitzvah or a wedding, invite me so I can show off my Vouging skills! Now I just need to catch up with this century and learn the Dougie and Watch Me.
