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Guess who assumed the position?
August 31st, 2021 under Madonna. [ Comments: none ]

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A first for Madonna
December 7th, 2020 under Madonna. [ Comments: none ]

Madonna is 62, and she has done a lot of adventurous things in her lifetime. However, there is one thing she didn’t do until now. What is it? She finally got a tattoo after all of these decades.

What did she get inked on the inside of her wrist? The initials for her six children Lourdes, Rocco, David, Mercy, Estere, and Stella.

As Madonna proves to us time and time again, you are never too old to try new things.

To see the tat, then click here!


Madonna is seeing pink
October 12th, 2020 under Madonna. [ Comments: none ]

Madonna’s black roots were really growing out, so she decided to change up her hair color. The singer is no longer a blonde. Now, her locks are the color of pink lemonade.

What do you think of the new hue? Are you tickled pink over it? I say it makes her appear younger.

Can you believe she is 62? If that is what being a sexagenarian is like, I am OK with getting older. Hopefully, like her, I will be putting the sex in sexagenarian by having sex with someone half my age.


Madonna wants you to look at her crutch
July 7th, 2020 under Are they really their age?, Madonna. [ Comments: none ]


Madonna has a knee injury, and she needs to walk with a crutch every now and again. She took a look at herself in the mirror, and thought of something. The singer wrote, “Everyone has a Crutch……………. 🛠”

Let’s be honest, how many of you noticed the crutch? Now, how many of you were looking at her body, and were ike damn how can she be turning 62 next month? How many other 62 year olds look as good as she does in that little amount of clothes?


Madonna has a 25-year-old boyfriend
December 30th, 2019 under Madonna. [ Comments: none ]
Madonna is 61, and her boyfriend is just 25 years old. That is just two years older than her oldest child.

According to TMZ, she has been dating her dancer, Ahlamalik Williams, for over a year and his dad says it is getting serious. No word if his dad is older or younger than his potential daughter-in-law. Considering she was around 36 when he was born, we can assume he is younger than the singer.

Well, now we might know why Madonna has been in such extreme pain recently. Her vajayjay has not seen this much action since she was 25. It is not used to all of that sex at her age. I don’t think most women, over 60, are getting it that much. However, she is Madonna, and the material girl can still get it on like a virgin. Did I cross the borderline with that joke?


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