Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Madonna/Instagram

Last week, Madonna posted the above photo and said, “The Calm Before The Storm……….” She was referring to her tour, which was expected to start the middle of next month.

But then everything changed on Saturday. According to Page Six, the singer was found unresponsive, so someone called 911. And she was rushed to the hospital, where she was intubated and placed in the intensive care unit.

Her manager, Guy Oseary, gave an update on her condition and tour: “On Saturday June 24, Madonna developed a serious bacterial infection which led to a several day stay in the ICU.

“Her health is improving, however she is still under medical care. A full recovery is expected.

“At this time we will need to pause all commitments, which includes the tour.

“We will share more details with you soon as we have them, including a new start date for the tour and for rescheduled shows.”

Hopefully, the 64-year-old will be better soon and back on the road. Because if you haven’t seen one of her concerts, you need to. She puts on one helluva show.

Madonna/Instagram

Back in 2020, Madonna announced that she was going to direct a biopic about herself. Even though it was rumored that Julia Garner was going to play the singer, there was no word of a start date for the film.

Today, Variety is reporting that there is never going to be a start date for the scrapped movie at Universal because Madonna is going on a massive world tour instead.

Oh, well. We will just have to wait for someone else to tell her story and make her life even cheesier than it already is!

Jack Black/Instagram

This photo of Jack Black and Madonna has caption me written all over it, so go ahead and do it!

School is back, and so is one of Jimmy Fallon’s segments on The Tonight Show. Yesterday, he, The Roots, and Madonna performed her song Music with classroom instruments.

I wonder if Madonna knew what they were because they didn’t have them when she went to school all those decades ago. Did they have paper back then?

Weird Al Yamkovic/Instagram

In case you haven’t heard, Roku is doing a biopic about Weird Al Yankovic with Funny or Die. Last week, we saw Daniel Radcliffe in character because he is playing the title role.

Today, we found out that Evan Rachel Wood will be playing Madonna, and Shlock Rocker shared a photo of her as the singer. Weird Al covered her song Like a Virgin and parodied it into Like a Surgeon to become one of his biggest hits.

Rolling Stone also revealed who is else is starring in the movie. Rainn Wilson is playing the legendary radio host, Dr. Demento, who gave Weird Al his big break. Toby Huss and Julianne Nicholson will play his late parents, Nick and Mary. Their death still haunts me to this day.

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