Seriously? OMG! WTF?

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Back in 2020, Madonna announced that she was going to direct a biopic about herself. Even though it was rumored that Julia Garner was going to play the singer, there was no word of a start date for the film.

Today, Variety is reporting that there is never going to be a start date for the scrapped movie at Universal because Madonna is going on a massive world tour instead.

Oh, well. We will just have to wait for someone else to tell her story and make her life even cheesier than it already is!