Kim Kardashian just released a line of shapewear undergarments and she wondered if she should add a pee hole to them.
How do we know this? Yesterday, when she was in The Tonight Show, she and Jimmy Fallon played Show Me Your Phone. They are asked to reveal a different thing from their phone and they have to show it to the audience. She was tasked to show us what was the last she searched.
She Googled, “Is Shapewear with pee hole better?” Why did she want to know this? She has used some with the pee hole and it left her all wet. When she wore a pair at an Emmys with one, she got more urine on herself than in the toilet. It did not work for her, but would it work for others? That is what Google is for because you can find anything and everything on there.
Should she have a pee hole? I say yes because when you gotta go, you gotta go. Getting out of your shapewear is not easy and you just need it off of you.
Hey Kim, I think I have a design that can make it work. Email me and I will tell you my idea for a price!
Yesterday on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon and Kendall Jenner played Pour It Out. The game is quite simple. There are three shots on top of coasters. On those coasters is a question. They have to answer the question out loud that they just read to themselves. Then after they do that, they have to reveal the question to the audience or drink the shot.
Jenner’s questions were boring. However, the NBC host gave an answer that he had no choice but the reveal the question. That is because his answer was “smaller than you think.” Which made us all think he was referring to his microphone. And I am not talking the one he talks into.
But that was not the question. He was describing what it was like when he first saw Madonna. When it comes to that other thing, he said it is “tiny and perfect,” just like Madonna.
Ryan Seacrest told Kelly Ripa on Live with Kelly and Ryan that one time he went to visit the Kardashians and he had to go to the bathroom. He went into their high tech, all black powder room with an electric toilet. When he was done, he went to flush. There was only one problem, he could not find the button to do it.
Finally, after some searching he found it. After he pressed it, the water started to back up. What was he going to do? He reached in to get the toilet paper and whatever else was out, so the water would go down and not up. When it stopped, he bolted out of there and left it as.
Now I am pretty sure, they all call him Little 💩 behind his back. Unless he left a big 💩 in the porcelain Gd. I mean, it had to poop and not a piss, right?
When it comes to leaving it there, they can’t get mad at him. If it was not for him, they would not be able to pay for that overpriced John. After all that Little 💩 produces Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
Ever since David Letterman started hosting a nighttime talk show in 1982, he has dressed the same way. Now that his Netflix show My Next Guest Needs No Introduction is in its second season, it is about time he got a new look. Kanye West is the man who is going to style him.
After seeing Letterman all Yeezyfied, I think he needs to stick with his old look. Especially since those threads with his big bushy beard makes him look like a bum. If he sat on a bench in NYC, people would give him some change because they would feel sorry for him.
Can that whole interaction with Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner and the host be any more awkward? Especially when Mrs. West asks her husband, “Are you going to let him have it?” Like they need any more money? Cheap bitch.
Madame Tussauds in NYC introduced two new wax figures. They are Kris Jenner and her oldest daughter Kourtney Kardashian. While the Momager was in the city, she decided to stop by and see herself. Not only that she posed with her lifesize candle and I do not know which one is the human and which one is not. I wonder why? I write knowing the answer!
