Yesterday on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon and Kendall Jenner played Pour It Out. The game is quite simple. There are three shots on top of coasters. On those coasters is a question. They have to answer the question out loud that they just read to themselves. Then after they do that, they have to reveal the question to the audience or drink the shot.
Jenner’s questions were boring. However, the NBC host gave an answer that he had no choice but the reveal the question. That is because his answer was “smaller than you think.” Which made us all think he was referring to his microphone. And I am not talking the one he talks into.
But that was not the question. He was describing what it was like when he first saw Madonna. When it comes to that other thing, he said it is “tiny and perfect,” just like Madonna.
Ryan Seacrest told Kelly Ripa on Live with Kelly and Ryan that one time he went to visit the Kardashians and he had to go to the bathroom. He went into their high tech, all black powder room with an electric toilet. When he was done, he went to flush. There was only one problem, he could not find the button to do it.
Finally, after some searching he found it. After he pressed it, the water started to back up. What was he going to do? He reached in to get the toilet paper and whatever else was out, so the water would go down and not up. When it stopped, he bolted out of there and left it as.
Now I am pretty sure, they all call him Little 💩 behind his back. Unless he left a big 💩 in the porcelain Gd. I mean, it had to poop and not a piss, right?
When it comes to leaving it there, they can’t get mad at him. If it was not for him, they would not be able to pay for that overpriced John. After all that Little 💩 produces Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
Ever since David Letterman started hosting a nighttime talk show in 1982, he has dressed the same way. Now that his Netflix show My Next Guest Needs No Introduction is in its second season, it is about time he got a new look. Kanye West is the man who is going to style him.
After seeing Letterman all Yeezyfied, I think he needs to stick with his old look. Especially since those threads with his big bushy beard makes him look like a bum. If he sat on a bench in NYC, people would give him some change because they would feel sorry for him.
Can that whole interaction with Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner and the host be any more awkward? Especially when Mrs. West asks her husband, “Are you going to let him have it?” Like they need any more money? Cheap bitch.
Madame Tussauds in NYC introduced two new wax figures. They are Kris Jenner and her oldest daughter Kourtney Kardashian. While the Momager was in the city, she decided to stop by and see herself. Not only that she posed with her lifesize candle and I do not know which one is the human and which one is not. I wonder why? I write knowing the answer!
In case you have been living under a rock this week, Khloe Kardashian dumped her baby daddy because it is rumored he was having an affair with her sister’s best friend.
Now, that you are caught up, someone wants to set her up. That person is Bachelor creator Mike Fleiss. He wrote, “I have already been in contact with my dear friend @KrisJenner about @khloekardashian as #TheBachelorette . Stay tuned!!!”
We know she loves roses, men and fame, so she needs to make it happen. It would be the one season where the Bachelorette is more interesting than the suitors. They would just be there as eye candy as her family tries to tell her what to do. You know she is not going to do it by herself. Do you ever only get just one of them?
Would you watch if she was the one handing out the roses?
