Kevin Hart was on Conan yesterday and he could not stop laughing at his friend who helped him out.
He asked the TBS host to film one of the episodes for his YouTube series What the Fit, where the two of them learn how to Sumo wrestle. As you know Sumo wrestlers do not wear shirts, so Hart got to see his very white friend topless. The comedian could not stop laughing at how white his chest is because he never saw anything that pale before in his life. He wanted everyone to see the blinding body he got to see, so he asked O’Brien to lift his shirt and show the audience. Once Conan did that, he completely lost it!
And with that, we will not see Hart on the show ever again according to Conan. Which is sad because they are just so funny together. They show Jerry Seinfeld who are the real comedians in cars drinking 40 are.
I know Conan was hurt, but I could not stop laughing with Hart! And then wait until you Hart get Sumo his on and the wrestler showing him he is no match to him. And Hart was not kidding, Conan is whiter than white.
Remember how shocked you were to see Kevin Hart down on the field after the Eagles won their first Super Bowl? Well turns out he was too.
Yesterday, when he was talking to Conan O’Brien he told him how he got down there with the players for his hometown’s football team. As we know, he was drunk. Being drunk gives you balls and the alcohol definitely did that for the comedian. When his team won, he told his wife and his friends that they should all go down to celebrate with the guys.
Only problem is they didn’t have passes. He didn’t care. He kept walking past security and told them that he was, “Kevin Hart,” and it worked. Once he was down on the turf, he stole some. Which he framed.
Eventually, he found himself with the football players and they tossed him around like he was football, since he is about the same size. Something he discovered the next day when he saw video from the night before.
As he was talking to the winners, he thought that Philadelphia would love to see him with the trophy. Now he was determined to go up on the stage, even though one of the players told him the trophy was next to him. He did not hear that and was destined to get on to that stage no matter what. There is only one thing that could stop him, and it was not his wife. It is a security guard twice his size.
Hart never did say if he got a picture with the trophy, but he did he say he would do it all over again! Who wouldn’t because that is the ultimate experience for a long time fan.
Kevin Hart is a 38-year-old father of 3, and all of that is catching up with him. The comedian took to Instagram to tell us that he is getting old.
Why does he feel that way? A month ago, he got wasted at the Super Bowl and was fine the next day. Yesterday, he partied at the Oscars and he is hung over today. What has happened in the last month? We don’t know, but we now know he can’t hold his liquor like he used to. Cause he is getting old. Not taller, but older!
In case you have not heard heard, Kevin Hart got 💩🤮 yesterday at the Super Bowl. Today, when he was no longer praying to the porcelain Gd, he made a video of himself getting completely wasted last night and some of the ramifications because of it. 11 drinks in a few hours, causes a petite man to think he can body slam several football players, who eat his weight in food for lunch. They just tosses him around like he was a beach ball at a concert. Which means he most likely did not only have a headache today, his whole body probably felt like it was hit by a truck. If you think about it, he was.
Anyways, after watching his night yesterday, doesn’t it make you want to drink more responsibly? Therefore, I say it is a PSA.
You know how ants can carry something that is 50 times their weight? Well, I am thinking that Kevin Hart has some ant in his DNA. I mean, how else can you explain how something so little, can lift something that is so heavy? We understood it when The Rock and Zac Efron did it in Baywatch, but with Hart I am left wondering how. Tell me I am not alone.
I am knocking his petite size, believe me, it just seems too big for him.
