Kevin Hart is 5’4″, but his friends are close to 7′. So what happens when the actor poses with 6′”11 Kevin Garnett and 7’1 Shaq? The basketball players’ heads get their heads cut off!
So, even though he said they are friends, he doesn’t have photographic proof of that.
Seth Meyers took Kevin Hart Day Drinking yesterday on Late Night, and we learned a lot about the actor. For example, he doesn’t know who he has acted with.
That’s right. Meyers wanted to know whether he had worked with certain actors and on which projects. He didn’t know if he had worked with any of them or on what. He thought he was connected to Jennifer Aniston when they both appeared on the same Live in Front of a Studio Audience but on different shows. However, they both were in Along Comes Polly. In his defense, I would want to forget working on that movie too.
The best one was the last one. Hart said he worked with JK Simmons on the yet-to-be-released Die Hart 3, and the Late Night writers said they did not work together. Both are wrong. The two actors shared a scene on Party Down. Whoops!
The best part of their day together is when Seth asked him to read slogans for the fake hard seltzer, Hart Seltzer. The comedian was not allowed to break as he read his lines. If he did, he had to drink. There was one that was so funny, Hart fell out of his chair!
And this is why Day Drinking with Seth Meyers continues to be the best late night bit!
I hope NBC keeps them coming. Does Meyers really need a liver?
To see Hart and Simmons working together, then click here!
“GQ said you're 5'5", the L.A. Times says you're 5'4", and some other place said you were 5'2",” Anderson Cooper says to comedian Kevin Hart, who tries to set the record straight. https://t.co/eosLqauiY2pic.twitter.com/uh7BPaP2XX
Kevin Hart is not the tallest actor in Hollywood. But have you ever wondered how tall he is?
You are not alone. Anderson Cooper also wants to know, so he asked the actor on 60 Minutes yesterday. Hart told him, “5’5″. Like, with a shoe on, like a sneaker. Now, if I put a boot on, I can get to 5’5.5”.
Kevin Hart challenged Former New England Patriots Running Back Stevan Ridley to a 40-yard-dash and lost. But it gets worse. He tore his lower abdomen and hip adductors leaving him in a wheelchair for the next 6-8 weeks and his penis looking like a thumb in the middle of his swollen balls. Ouch!
Now, we are seeing the video of when it happened. And the moment when he realized he was fucked, and said, “Oh! Shit!”
I don’t know what the 44-year-old was thinking. He is around 5’2″, and Ridley is 5’11” and ten years younger than the comedian. There is no way Hart had a chance.
And because of that, he suffered the consequences. That, and he realized he is too old for this shit.
Kevin Hart is 44 years old, and he thinks he can do the things that he did when he was 22. He can’t. And he found out the hard way.
The comedian challenged former New England Patriots Running Back Stevan Ridley to a 40-yard-dash and lost. Not only that, he tore his lower abdomen and hip abductors. And now he is in a wheelchair for the next six to eight weeks.
But that is not the only consequence he is suffering from. He revealed that “My dick look like a thumb. Everything swollen. Balls got big as hell.”
And now I have that image stuck in my head. However, that is not as bad as the fact that Hart now knows what his future looks like. Because as men get older, their dicks get smaller.
Oh, and if you are his friend, don’t call him and ask him how it happened because you thought he was in shape. He hates that. And with that, all his friends are doing just that.
