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Rumor has it, Reba McEntire is the new Colonel Sanders
January 26th, 2018 under Fast Food, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Reba McEntire. [ Comments: none ]


Rob Lowe, Norm McDonald, Ray Liotta and Billy Zane are just a few of the actors who have played Colonel Sanders throughout the years. But now, KFC has hired someone for the job that has two things they do not. If you are a leg person they men are for you, but if you breast one then you are going to be happy that they went with Reba McEntire for the job.

The country singer is the face for Kentucky Fried Chicken’s newest flavor which is Smoky Mountain BBQ. That totally makes sense, but you wonder why they did not get Dolly Parton to do it. Probably because you cannot hide her, well, you know.

When it comes to Reba, I think she my favorite one yet. Who is your favorite Colonel?

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Rob Lowe wants you to lick your fingers!
April 22nd, 2017 under Fast Food, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Rob Lowe. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YY4RfeX2Z4
We know that Rob Lowe is finger licking good, and now so does Kentucky Fried Chicken. That is because KFC has made him their new Colonel Sanders! I never imagined him in the role, but you know what he is perfect for it. So much better than Norm MacDonald, but then again who isn’t.

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Kentucky Fried Chicken gets into the sunscreen business
August 23rd, 2016 under Fast Food, Kentucky Fried Chicken. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVuNcDOZGlA
Do you like your chicken fried, but not your skin from the sun? Well, Kentucky Fried Chicken came up with a solution for that. The fast food restaurant came out with KFC Extra Crispy Sunscreen. No, the SPF lotion doesn’t leave your dermis extra crispy, it just makes it smell that way.
Who knew that people had a need for their bodies to smell like fried chicken when they laid out in the sun.
Definitely not me because when I worked a big story in the Everglades, several of the other newsmen fed the alligators KFC and they loved it. Since they say humans taste like chicken, why would I want to smell that way too around animals that dream of eating us for a living. That could just be me, but I don’t want to give them anymore reason to eat me. There is only one mammal I let do that and he is man. Sorry, had to!
Back to the lotion, sadly they have already run out of supplies. Since it went so fast, maybe they release some more. For those of you who want to smell good enough to eat!

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George Hamilton is extra crispy!
June 23rd, 2016 under Ads, Fast Food, Kentucky Fried Chicken. [ Comments: none ]


This is the role that George Hamilton was born to play. He is the Kentucky Fried Chicken’s new Extra Crispy Colonel. I can’t think of anyone else who would be more perfect to play the role, but the legendary actor who loves to tan. He’s a natural, so naturally KFC hired him!
When it comes to the Extra Crispy Chicken, I think it looks as scrumptious as him!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN7i5OoImRc

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Fingernail licking good
May 5th, 2016 under Fast Food, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Odd. [ Comments: none ]


We know that Kentucky Fried Chicken is finger looking good, but do you wish that taste could last longer than the meal? That will soon be a reality because according to AdWeek, Ogilvy & Mather asked McCormick to help them come up with a nail polish that tastes like either Original Recipe and Hot & Spicy. After some testing in Hong Kong, they will decide on a flavor and hopefully make it available to world afterwards. All the flavor, none of the fat and calories. Sign me up to be a tester. Maybe if it is a success, they will add other flavors like biscuits, mashed potatoes and gravy, and more.
Also if it is a big success, maybe other restaurants will follow suit. Imagine if they did that for the McRib, the Whooper, Bloomin’ Onion, the Quesalupa and so on. My mouth is watering to lick my nails!

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