Did you hear the sounds of an orgasm coming from your obviously perpetually single male neighbor today? The reason why you heard that sound is they were watching the first trailer for The Matrix Resurrections, and they are very excited about it.
They have been waiting 18 years for the third sequel to finally come out, and the first look doesn’t disappoint. I barely remember the first two movies, and even I want to see the third movie. Mostly because Keanu Reeves looks so hot in it.
I think this will be the first movie since the pandemic started that is going to pack the theaters again on December 22nd, even though it will be on HBO Max that same day. It is the type of movie you have to see on the big screen to get the full experience.
Are you going to be there on opening day?
One last note, can we talk about how awesome White Rabbit from Jefferson Airplane, aka Jefferson Starship, aka Starship, works for this trailer?
Before Keanu Reeves was hanging Ted in Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, he was hanging with four other guys in Hangin’ In. He hasn’t aged a day since he was 19 in that 1984 episode.
After years of waiting for the third Bill & Ted’s movie to happen, it finally happened. There is only one bogus problem. Just as the movie got a release date, something most heinous happened in the world, Death gave us COVID-19.
Ever since that virus took over the planet, movie theaters have been shut down. That means not even time travelers from the future could save its many failed release dates. That is until now in the 69th hour. Orion Pictures announced today that Bill & Ted Face the Music will come out on September 1st in theaters (if they are open) and home video. While the latter is not an ideal way to watch the feature. At least we get to see it.
I still don’t believe it is going to happen, but this trailer is making me more of a believer that this film real.
So get ready because in 40 days we will get to party on with Wyld Stallyns!
Today is one of my favorite days of the year because it honors my favorite movie Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. For 28 years, I have patiently waited for the second sequel in the franchise, and now that day to Face the Music is almost here. It is so close that we actually have a most excellent trailer for it.
Just like they have been teasing us for years, this just a teaser trailer for the film that is slated to come out on August 21st. I say slated because who knows these days with COVID-19.
Maybe Bill & Ted can use the phone booth to go back to 2015 and convince Donald Trump not to run for president. Then they don’t have to write the song. But what would third movie be about then? Woah!
Party on by pressing play and watching the trailer that will unite the world!
Graduations all over the world have been canceled because of the coronavirus pandemic, including the one at San Dimas High School. Just like many schools, they found a viral way around it.
SDHS put their graduation on YouTube, and it includes a speech from their most famous alumni. Of course, I am talking about Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Ted Theodore Logan, who were part of the class of 1989. You might know them better as Wyld Stallyns.
Alex Winter started off with, “We know it’s a tough time right now and that you’re having to do this virtual graduation. We want to wish you the best of luck moving forward.”
Then Keanu Reeves said, “Yeah, congratulations to the graduating class of 2020. Well done!”
Winters acknowledged, “San Dimas High School football does rule.” And Reeves chanted back, “Rules!”
Winter added, “But most importantly, we wanted to tell you to be excellent to each other.”
While Reeves concluded with their mantra, “And party on!”
And party on they will do when Bill & Ted Face The Music comes out at some point.
I don’t know who made this happen, but I have two words for you, and they are, “Thank you!”
