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Kelly Ripa tells Keanu Reeves she used to kiss his cardboard cut out
February 2nd, 2017 under Keanu Reeves, Kelly Ripa. [ Comments: none ]

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Keanu Reeves was on Live with Kelly today and Kelly Ripa confessed a secret to him during a commercial break. She told him, “Back when I used to make out with your cardboard cut out. You remember, don’t you?” Then she explained, “I was on a Soap Opera called All My Children and I had a, a life-size cardboard cut out of you.”
Where did she get it? Her friend worked at Blockbuster (kids before there was Netflix and Amazon people used to have rent movies from a store like that); and when the store was done with it, her friend gave it to her. The daytime talk show host took the one dimensional Keanu, put it in her dressing room and would have her way with it. That’s right.
How does Ted Theodore Logan feel about it? His face looks just like, I am sure it did, when The Wachowskis explained the premise of the Matrix to him. Shock, awe, my mind is completely blown and is this really happening. So much so, you know he is wondering where he can find that phonebooth from Bill & Ted’s and make it so her friend didn’t get the job at the video rental place. This way Kelly would never get his cardboard likeness.
On that note, I wonder how many paper cuts she got from it? Also, the next time Sting is on Live with Kelly, I hope and pray that he reworks Be My Gal, Sally (It is song about a guy making a blowup doll his wife) to Be My Guy, Keanu because that is some weird crap and it totally needs a song.

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BTWF roles: Keanu Reeves in Youngblood
December 28th, 2015 under Before They Were Famous, Keanu Reeves. [ Comments: none ]


Before we were watching Keanu Reeves’ sex scenes in movie, he was watching Rob Lowe do it in Youngblood. He looks the same now as he did when he was 21 in that 1986 movie.

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BTWF roles: Keanu Reeves in Under the Influence
October 8th, 2015 under Before They Were Famous, Keanu Reeves. [ Comments: none ]


Before Keanu Reeves was dealing with his own demons in My Own Private Idaho, his father died because of his demons in Under the Influence. He looks the same now as he did when he was 21 in that 1986 movie.

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Speed 3 travels at a reasonable pace!
October 8th, 2015 under Jimmy Kimmel, Keanu Reeves. [ Comments: none ]


Keanu Reeves is back as Jack Traven and looks like his age has finally caught up to him. Although, he still looks exactly the same as he did in 1994.
Yesterday, he revealed the first trailer for Speed 3: A Reasonable Speed on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and it looks a roller coaster ride. You know, the one you would take your toddler on. So if the first two Speeds were too way fast for you, then Speed 3 is perfect adrenaline ride for you. It’s as thrilling as riding a Stair Lift.
Plus, the ending is perfect!

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Who’s the bigger diva in this photo Babs or Lady Gaga?
August 23rd, 2015 under Barbra Streisand, Keanu Reeves, Lady Gaga. [ Comments: none ]


Barbra Streisand and Lady Gaga, two of the biggest female singers of our lifetime, got together yesterday and all I could think of is who is the bigger diva in their photo. I have to say it is Mother Monster because when was the last time Babs did anything? The last thing I remember her doing what that GA movie with Seth Rogen. That movie was beyond painful. Even worse than Little Fockers and that says a lot.
Check back with me in a few months because after American Horror Story: Hotel, I might say it is a tie.

UPDATE: Barbra shared a photo of her night with Gaga and friends, and her husband James Brolin is the most normal person in it. The photo also includes Ryan Murphy and his AHS: Hotel star along with his American Crime Story star John Tavolta and his wife Kelly Preston. Why they were all hanging out together, we don’t know. We just have to hope it is because she is going to star in one of Murphy’s many shows. Brolin isn’t available because he’s busy working on the painfully unfunny comedy Life in Pieces on CBS.

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