Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb were guests on Anderson Live and they had their fill of double entendres on the show today. First the two ladies got him drunk and then he read from Fifty Shades of Chicken. Anderson Cooper’s reading of the cookbook was so serious that there was nothing sizzling about it. He couldn’t cook a chicken with that storytelling even it is was already done. What made that part of their conversation so funny were Kathie Lee and Hoda’s expressions as he taught them how to make cooking a chicken steamy.
Now you would think it would stop there, and you would be wrong. The Today show hosts decided to fill the crack in the middle of his forehead aka eye cleavage with Dermaflage and it was too hot for daytime TV. As they were preparing to put the filler where it need to go, Hoda said “This is the filler…Put it in the crack.” To which Anderson responded with, “A phrase I’ve never used.” Then when they were almost done and going to commercial break, Kathie Lee didn’t want to be left out so she said “When we come back we will see if it filled your crack.” Sadly that video was not included, but do you really care because that is not the crack you want to see if they filled.
It is moments like this one that make me sad that his show won’t be back for a third season.
Kathie Lee Gifford was a guest on Late Night and Jimmy Fallon challenged her to a game of Zoo Tunes. The object of the game is one person picks the sound of an animal from a hat like and owl or a cat, then they pick a number that has the song they have to sing to the sound of that animal like Rolling Stones’ Satisfaction and their partner has to guess what it is. The game is so much fun that I am going to suggest to my friends that we play at their next game night. Although I will be careful not say that line that the NBC late night host said to the morning one because it will get me in more trouble than I already am.
I don’t know why it still surprises me, the stuff that Kathy Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb discuss on Today, but it does. Today’s topic came from Cosmo and it’s facts about pen!ses. I don’t know what horrified me more, them talking about it or what I learned from it. I will never ever hold a Sharpie the same way again, or accidentally hold it in my mouth the way I used to. I will still get high from them, but that is all. Although if I sniff pen just enough, I might start playing with it again like I did before today Today.
The other thing that upset me about this segment is for the first time I regret not going to college in New Hampshire. Who knew?
What did you learn from the two ladies, and what do you wish you didn’t?
Martin Short was on Kathie Lee and Hoda and Kathie Lee asked him how he makes his marriage work to his wife work after all of these years. Only problem is that Nancy Dolman passed away in 2010. Instead of calling her an insensitive bitch who doesn’t do her homework, he answered her three questions as if the Soap star was still alive. I admire him for handling it with such grace because I think I would’ve either broke down and cried or punched her for asking such irresponsible questions.
BTW once Kathie Lee Gifford was told about her f*ck up, she apologized on Twitter to him and said “I send my sincerest apologies to @MartinShort and his family. He handled situation w/enormous grace and kindness and I’m so grateful.” Interestingly she some how found a way to turn it around so it was about her at the end.
I hope the Today Show makes her apologize on the air for making such a huge faux pas.
Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb brought the fourth hour of Today to the Bahamas and the co-hosts showed off their huge coconuts. Who else is surprised as I am that Kathie Lee’s are still so perky?
