Christmas was less than a week ago and I already know what is the must have ornament to hang from your tree in 2014. It is the Kathie Lee Gifford!
Who wouldn’t want to wake up on Christmas morning and see that staring back at you? Plus the best part is that when you unscrew it, there is plenty of alcohol inside to keep you warm and tolerate your kids on December 25th! What more do you need?
Yesterday on Today with Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb, they talked about the new Samnsung watch phone. Well when Hoda decided to test it out on live TV by calling her wrist from her mobile, she accidentally revealed her personal telephone number. Her hopes of it not being seen, by all of their viewers at home, were quickly dashed when her phone started ringing like crazy. Within minutes she had over 20 voicemails and 1,000 texts.
So did she get a new number? When Billy Bush asked Hoda Kotb for it on Twitter, she told him it was 867-5309. Don’t be surprised if when you call, her assistant Jenny picks up instead of her.
You know that awwwdorable loving couple, who’ve been married for 44 years, in those Swiffer commercials, well Morty and Lee Kaufman were featured on Today with Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb yesterday and we got to know more about them. If you thought the 90 year groom and his 91 year old bride were precious in those ads, they are even more amazing in the interview. The former-teacher and her husband were not looking for fame, but they found it when a casting director friend of his daughter asked her if she knew any couples over 70 that might be interested in doing the ads. Well she did and you know what happens next.
Thankfully that casting director asked his daughter because they are the perfect couple to be in those advertisements. Something that was solidified when Hoda asked them what is the secret to their long marriage, and Morty simply responded by saying “You gotta love each other. You got to let each other know that their being loved.” Then he added, “I don’t go to bed, at night, without saying ‘Lee, I love you,’ and she doesn’t go to bed without saying ‘I love you too.'” That response is the most perfect way I have ever heard love expressed and I am not sweeping his sentiments under the rug. Even with a Swiffer!
BTW can you believe that they are in their 90’s because they seem so much younger in every aspect of it all?
Today on Today with Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb, the two women finally kissed on the lips. Not on their own smackers, but they went lip-to-lip with some strange plastic thingy they got from Japan that is supposed to tone your face.
Not only is it funny to see what those things did to their mouths, but it is hysterical watching them trying to talk and drink with it inserted in their mouth. And yes, Kathie Lee does make a blow job joke about it because she wouldn’t be herself if she didn’t.
Even though they saved the Friday Funny until the end of the segment, I think they actually started out with it.
Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford don’t hold back on The Today Show and today they went below the belt (literally) with their comments. The two hosts were talking about an article that describes what a woman does by how she handles the hair down there. So as Hoda was reading the descriptions, Kathie Lee asked what she was and she said she is a landing strip. Well Kathie Lee just wouldn’t let it drop. Especially when the next story they did was about the best airports to meet men. Talk about a perfect tie-in. Well after that story Hoda finally got Kathie Lee to admit how she grooms down there and Gifford trims the hedges but doesn’t pull anything out any weeds. Now that the ladies talked about their hairy vajayjays, they asked the other women who work on the show how they maintain their bushes and Sarah said she has hardwood floors.
That is all I am going to say because there is nothing more that can be said about the matter.
