I lived in Miami shortly after the ’80s, and it looked nothing like this sh!tty video that the Jonas Brothers did for their song Cool. I am so upset by how awful it is, that I wish they stayed broken up. Where are Crocket and Tubbs to arrest these guys and lock them up for life because this is a crime.
When it comes to the song itself, it sounds like someone is squeezing Nick Jonas’ testicles and did not let go until he was done singing.
Now that the Jonas Brothers are back together, that means that Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas do everything together. And I do mean everything.
The other day after a performance, Joe wanted to take a poo but Kevin insisted on having one of their post show chats. Which is probably symbolism for how it went.
I wonder who took the photo? I am assuming it is Nick, but it could have been his wife Priyanka Chopra.
Nick Jonas does not shy away from wearing very tight pants. Perhaps too tight. Because in these banana yellow pants you can see the outline of his hand and something to the right of his fingers. Which makes you wonder what else he has in his pocket or is he just happy to see us?
Nick Jonas was photographed wearing a t-shirt with John Stamos’ face on it. The actor was so in enamored with that admiration, he made a pillow case of that image and had sweet dreams on it. When the singer saw that, he made a blanket of that image and let that picture warm his cold nights.
How could Uncle Jesse top that? He got a tattoo of the youngest member of the Jonas Brothers on his arm. How is Mr. Pryianka Chopra going to top that? Only time will tell and you know they will tell us.
Nick Jonas was photographed wearing a shirt with John Stamos on it. When Uncle Jesse saw that, he made a pillowcase of that photo and slept next to it. Would anyone know that he did that if he did not post the picture of it? So he did.
That was then, and this is now. The youngest Jonas Brother decided to do one better. He made a comforter in the image of Stamos dreaming of him wearing his shirt.
Does Priyanka have to be worried that her new marriage might already be on the rocks? It is John Stamos after all and that would make a full house. So yeah.
Stamos, the ball is in your court. What will you do top this?
