Jimmy Kimmel is taking a months-long break, and donald trump has nothing to do with it this time.
While he is off, his archnemesis, Matt Damon, has a low-budget film coming out next month, and the Oscar winner wanted to promote The Odyssey on Jimmy Kimmel Live before Kimmel went fishing.
So, Matt Damon showed up in a wooden Trojan Horse and made sure that the host made time for him. And Kimmel had no choice but to accept his gift and have the actor on his show, much like the plot of the film.
Did Damon sign on to the epic film just so that he could recreate that moment? Of course not. Instead, he said, “I did the movie, so I could say that, ‘The horse is a Trojan, which is something your dad should have used on his little wiener, instead of having you.'”
Kimmel then defended the size of his dad’s penis, only to have Damon respond with, “Your mom said mine’s bigger.”
And with that, it was time for the two of them to settle it once and for all. How? By having a sword fight with pool noodles.
Who was victorious at the end of the battle? Jimmy Kimmel’s mom because she’s fucking Matt Damon!!!
