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John Legend is so boring, he has a sleepcast to put us asleep
February 14th, 2022 under John Legend. [ Comments: none ]

If we are being real here, then we can all admit that John Legend is a real snoozefest. I mean, he is so blah that listening to him can put the most awake person to sleep. I am yawning just thinking about it.

I am not the only one who has had this thought. Headspace is thinking it too, so they hired him to be the voice of their Dreamcast. You can listen to his monotone voice as he sings his lullabies to send you off to dreamland.

Who needs to pay for Ambien when you can pay $69.99 to have Legend rock you to beddy-bye.

Good night, sweethearts. Good night.

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John Legend wants you to sleep with him on Valentine’s Day
February 9th, 2022 under John Legend. [ Comments: none ]

John Legend posted a video and said, “Do you want to sleep with me on Valentine’s Day. Stay tuned, lovers.” And that is all he said.

Well, that and it is for an ad. What do you think the ad is for? Is it for a divorce lawyer because that is what he will need when Chrissy Teigen finds out about it? Could it be for his and her’s pajamas? He could have a line of linens coming out with a name brand? Maybe a sleeping pill, and we can watch him sleep? How about a hotel stay with him? He could be doing a late night concert on Valentine’s. I know that would be put me to sleep.

What do you think? Post your wildest fantasies below in the comments.

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John Legend will sing about anything
January 25th, 2022 under John Legend. [ Comments: none ]

Remember when John Legend’s kids were babies, he sang the Diaper Changing Song to them. Now that they are grown up, the EGOT winner is singing a song to himself called Outfit of the Day.

I don’t know why, but now I am going to sing that song to myself every day I get dressed and leave the house! Well, at least until I can find a man who wants to sing All of Me to me. So, in other words, I will be singing the outfit song to myself for the rest of my life.

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The Legendds Family
October 30th, 2021 under Chrissy Teigen, John Legend. [ Comments: none ]

John Legend and his family are dressing up as The Addams Family for Halloween. The EGOT winner gave us a sneak peek while playing the show’s theme song dressed as Gomez. As he was tickling the ivories, his family was dancing to the song.

They look like they are having a lot of fun, and we are having a lot of fun watching them!

BTW Does anyone know where I can get the Cousin It costume because that is all types of awesome?

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Ariana Grande is hopelessly devoted to The Voice
July 27th, 2021 under Ariana Grande, Blake Lively, John Legend, Kelly Clarkson, The Voice. [ Comments: none ]

We are 55 days away until Ariana Grande’s debut on The Voice. However, today NBC gave us a little preview of what it will be like when she is with the other three judges, Blake Shelton, Kelly Clarkson, John Legend, and host Cardon Daly.

She will be bringing the cheese. I mean, how else would you describe this promo? They have done much better ones in the past.

Now, having said this, I can’t wait to see what she brings to the singing competition. Too bad they don’t have bad singers on the show. Why? Because I would like to hear her say to them, “Thank You, Next!”

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