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John Mayer wrote a song for the current state of our pandemic
March 24th, 2021 under John Mayer. [ Comments: none ]

Due to the pandemic, musicians haven’t been able to go on tour. To make up for that fact, they find themselves singing in the shower.

John Mayer took it a step further and wrote a song while he was in there. A tune that is very current. He wants you to know it is still OK to do nothing if you want.

Since we are still not out of the woods with COVID-19, I totally agree with him. Send this song to all of your friends who are going out without masks and partying like it is 2019. Remind them it is OK to be by yourself a little longer. Sometimes it is more fun to Netflix and Chill by yourself. In fact, most of the time, it is! Thanks to advancements in the technology of sex toys.

Talking about sex, doesn’t Mayer look really sexy here? Maybe I do need to get out of the house and do something or someone? But that defeats the purpose of his single and my post. What to do?


Barbara Corcoran thought John Mayer was an accountant
March 15th, 2021 under Barbara Corcoran, John Mayer. [ Comments: none ]

There are many occupations that we can assume that John Mayer would work in, but accounting is not one of them. However, when he was on the set of Shark Tank, Barbara Corcoran thought he was one.

Even after seeing the photo of him on that day, I still don’t see it. I see a sleazy agent or salesman, but not an accountant.

What career do you see him in here?


John Mayer demonstrates what we do in LA when it rains
March 3rd, 2021 under John Mayer. [ Comments: none ]

I don’t know if you know this, but it rarely rains in Los Angeles. Maybe 10 days throughout the year, if we get lucky. Therefore, the second a single raindrop hits the ground, we run to our closets and put on our rain attire. As soon as we are suited up, guess what happens? The rain stops.

Don’t believe me, here is John Mayer demonstrating what he does when the water starts to fall from the sky. Say what you want to say about us LAers, but this is how we roll on Shadow Days.

Seriously, I am not even lying to you. But in the time that I saw this TikTok and wrote this post; the sun came out, and the rain stopped. That is why we don’t know how to drive when it rains. We don’t get enough time in it to learn how to navigate the wet ground.


Is this why John Mayer has not had a good song this decade?
June 12th, 2019 under John Mayer. [ Comments: none ]

Do you remember the last time that John Mayer released a good song? I don’t.

We may now know the reason why because Funny Or Die released a documentary of his recording process. Now that we have seen how the “Young Bruce Springsteen” (his words not mine) creates music, it is obvious why he has not had a hit in over 10 years.

You know, maybe he should try doing a sitcom instead. He and Josh Groban could be a duo like Simon & Garfunkle. They have an ugly friendship, but yet they make beautiful music together. In public, they are the best of friends. However, behind the scenes, they plot on ways to kill the other one. Say what you want to say, I think it would be funny!


John Mayer needs to look at naked people every day!
March 1st, 2019 under Ellen DeGeneres, John Mayer. [ Comments: none ]

Ellen DeGeneres had some burning questions for John Mayer today and he had some hot answers for her.

The first thing she wanted to know is what are three things he needs to do every day. He told her that he needs to make coffee before his breakfast is done in the microwave, workout and “look at naked people.” Then she wanted to “where are they?” We all know where they are, they are in the world wide web. It is where we all watch them.

Oh and now we know what he is up doing every day until 2a. He is doing himself.


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