Yesterday after the Oscars, Jimmy Kimmel Live had their annual special and it didn’t disappoint. They got Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick to reprise their roles from The Producers and we find out that they are responsible for Donald Trump running for President. Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom came up with a plan to get someone awful to run for President, so that they can get the money they raise from his campaign to keep as their own. Only problem, no matter how many awful things they tell him to do, he keeps getting more popular. So now we know who is at fault for Donald Trump. Blame The Producers for Springtime for Donald and America (think the song from the movie/show/movie). When it is going to be Fall?
The show wasn’t only about this bit, poor Matt Damon was picked on in not one but three bits. One is not worth posting, but the other two are. Although, I have to admit, not only do I want Jimmy Kimmel to shave that messy ugly beard, I also want him to stop picking on Damon already. He is coming off as really mean and it is old, like really old. Time to move on and just make peace already. Find a new arch nemesis. Who is with me?
I have to admit that the last few Mean Tweets haven’t been as good on Jimmy Kimmel Live, but tonight we found out good things comes to those who wait!
You knew it was going to be great when Oscar winner Patricia Arquette read a Tweet about her teeth and laughed about it. But that was just the tip of the iceberg. Next up was George Clooney, and he read, “If that gross ratty old man George Clooney can find a girl…you regular fellas in the Twitterverse must be drowning in p@ssy.” I love that the Millennials don’t know that he used to be an sex symbol before he became a pompous a$$hole. Sorry that rhymed and that is why I went with that.
They also got it right describing Kevin Costner’s movies, Seth Rogen as being a fatter version of Dustin Diamond and Sean Penn being just the whole crotch area, front and back.
But the best one was an unintentional mistake from Richard Dreyfuss, who mistook a key word in his Tweet. The error made his Mean Tweet even meaner and funnier. But then again all of these Mean Tweets were meaner and funnier this time around, so sit back and enjoy them all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvO7XXuFePI
I don’t know about you; but if someone calls me “poorly educated”, I don’t want anything to do with them ever again. While that is you and I, Donald Trump’s supporters love him even more for it. Probably because they don’t realize that poorly educated is another way to stupid, dumb or moron.
Anyways, Jimmy Kimmel Live decided to have some fun with that and created an ad made by his most poorly educated supporters. You know what for being poorly educated, this is freaking brilliant.
While I try to do as little as possible on Trump because he doesn’t need any more free publicity, this ad was too huge not to post.
Jimmy Kimmel decided to take the game of 20 Questions to a whole new level, like over 100′ above the ground.
In honor of Disneyland’s 60th birthday, Jimmy Kimmel Live decided to ask two people who were riding on California Screamin’ to figure out who the celebrity was on the cardboard cut out behind them. Sounds easy? What if you were trying to do it as you dropped down 108′ at 55 mph, would it still sound like it something easy to do? To make matters worse, what if it was the first time you have ever been on roller coaster and one of that magnitude? That was the case for Miss Pam, so she was no help. The only thing she kept guessing was, “OMG!” Which you can’t blame her.
Did they ever wind up guessing who it was? Nope, but they got some Mickey Mouse ears, a Churro and a turkey leg. Too bad they didn’t get the prizes before it started because then maybe the food would’ve come up live on air.
On Monday night, Tyga had a post Grammy party and several celebrities wanted to go. Three of those celebrities were Sir Paul McCartney, Beck and Foo Fighters drummer Taylor Hawkins, but they ran into a little snag when they got there. The bouncer said their names weren’t on the list and they couldn’t get in. What do you do? If you are them, then you leave and go to another party.
Yesterday, when Tyga woke up, he was bombarded with messages about the incident. He took to Twitter and said, “Why would I deny @PaulMcCartney stop it. He’s a legend 🙏🏾,” following it up with, “I don’t control the door. I had no knowledge SIR PAUL was there. I just performed and left.”
He should know who Sir Paul McCartney is because his girlfriend’s sister’s husband recorded a song with him. When it comes to Beck, he should also know who he is because his girlfriend’s sister’s husband dissed him at last year’s Grammys. And with that I believe his story that he had no idea what happened until the next day.
If you still don’t believe him, then maybe this will help. Here’s what he told Jimmy Kimmel yesterday, “I really wish I knew he was outside, I would’ve went out there with the mic, brought him in to perform Rack City with me.”
To make amends about the whole situation, Tyga invited Sir Paul to his show in LA on February 26th. This time he will make sure his name is on the list.
