https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTGLXaLTOd4
Remember when you were a kid and you would sing Mahna Mahna from The Muppets? Well be prepared to have your world rocked because yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the ABC late night host had the Mexican Rock band Maná sing the song.
Animal would totally approve and so will you. You will also have the song stuck in your head all day, do do-do do.
Last year Jimmy Kimmel Live staged a reunion between the female Friends and now he did the same for George Clooney with ER. The only people that were missing is well everyone else who was on the medical drama. Instead he found a substitute to put on his scrubs again, Hugh Laurie brought House back for one night only.
After watching Doug Ross and House try their worst to save the ABC late night host’s life, I think they need to have medical sitcom together. It isn’t like Clooney didn’t do comedy called ER before he did the serious one and Laurie is just a genius in everything he does.
One final note, I didn’t realize how old Clooney got since I saw him back in the hospital.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIpfhAeZPiA
Barbie might have a dream house, but she is a nightmare in bed. At least that is what Jimmy Kimmel found out when he slept with her. The ABC late night host invited the talking back version of the popular doll into his bedroom; and just as they were about to go sleep, she wouldn’t shut up. All she wanted to do was to talk to him about being a vet. So you think she would be an animal in the sack, but instead she was like a yappy dog.
So to all of you boys who fantasized about sleeping with Barbie, I think that dream has been crushed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_HZiUFfdjw
I don’t know if you ever noticed this, but reporters knock on a lot of doors. I didn’t either until Jimmy Kimmel Live pointed it out on their ABC late night show yesterday.
So watch these reporters, knock knock knocking on people’s doors to no avail. Can’t say I blame the people for not answering. If a news station came knocking on my door, I would ignore it too. Wouldn’t you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2w8bN-laI
via Jimmy Kimmel Live! Earlier this week, we learned about something called the Babypod. It is a speaker a pregnant woman can stick up her you know, so that her baby can listen to music more clearly.
Well men, someone came up with something for you. It’s called Ballz by Dre and it comes with two speakers, one for each ball. Once you put it on, your sperm starts swimming like crazy. That means the swimmer you really want to penetrate her egg will be the one! What more do you need? But a box of condoms if a baby is not what you want just yet!
So run out to Ballgreens and get it today! Make your balls bounce.
