You know how Sandra Bullock goes by Sandy to her co-stars, does Richard Gere go by something shorter than his full name like Dick? Jimmy Kimmel investigated and the answer is no. Does he have a story like Matthew McConaughey? Nope. One day, when he was 18, he says, “I went to the refrigerator, pulled a beer out and said I am Richard.” That makes sense to him, but no one else.
Now you know if you ever see him walking the streets and you want to meet, call him Richard and only Richard.
For 3 decades, The Golden Girls has made generations of people extremely happy. Somehow Jimmy Kimmel Live found a way to make us fans cry. He had the cast of Girls do a parody of the beloved sitcom and now I hate everyone who was involved in it.
3 out of 4 Golden Girls hated it so much, they rolled over in their graves. That is why there were some Earthquakes reported yesterday. Word to wise, don’t Google where they are buried because two of them were cremated, but you know what I meant.
Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the ABC late night host asked Shaq if he really believes the world is flat. The legendary basketball player told him he was joking about that. I mean at his height, he can see the curvature of the planet.
Then Kimmel wanted to know if Shaquille O’Neal believes in things like Bigfoot. You know, since he is the same size as one. Is he one? That is when Shaq revealed that one time a friend of his took a photo of the giant during a Seattle snow storm and now he isn’t sure after seeing that picture because he looked like one. Therefore, Bigfoot is real and his name is Shaquatch.
Seriously, I don’t know why all of those Bigfoot hunters keep going to remote areas to find the mythical creature, when all they have to do is go to Orlando and knock on Shaq’s door. Forget Finding Bigfoot, he has been found.
Matthew Perry is on Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight and he shared a story about the time he beat up Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. Wait what? At the time Trudeau wasn’t the PM, his father was. You see, Perry was in 5th grade and went to school with the young Trudeau. The Friends’ star and his friend, who wasn’t Joey, Ross, Rachel, Phoebe or Monica, were jealous of Justin for some reason, so they gave him a beat down because boys will be boys. Perry is not proud of his past, but it happened. Since it did he got to share that story over 35 years later on a late night talk show.
Hopefully Trudeau won’t see this because if he does, he might ban Perry from Canada for life. He can do that right?
While I like my chickens with Buffalo Sauce, turns out they are more than just yummy in my tummy.
Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, they brought on an eggcellent chicken who can play the piano. Not only can Jokgu play Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star, she can also peck out America the Beautiful. The ABC late night show saw the chick do it on YouTube, and they wanted to know if she could she do it in front of a live audience.
At first it didn’t seem like she could, but then she let her beak tickle the ivories and beautiful music was coming out from the keys.
Who knew chickens were so talented? Rose Nylund, that is who! Remember the episode of The Golden Girls when Rose brought home Count Bessie, another chicken who was pianist eggtraordinaire! I wonder if Jokgu and Count Bessie are hatched from the same egg lineage? That would make Jokgu Count Bessie’s great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great granddaughter.
In case you forgot about that eggciting scene from The Golden Girls below, you can watch it below because it is eggactly what you need today to make the World seem like a much better place!
BTW how did someone realize that chickens can play the piano? I mean do you leave a little one out in the barn and tell them to go play? And why is it the chicks that are musical and not the hens? Don’t the hens need to woo the chicks, so they can make babies? I mean like my eggs, but I like my Buffalo Chicken more. On that note, guess what I am going to go eat now.
