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I do not know about you, but I had no interest in seeing Peter Rabbit. That was until Jimmy Kimmel Live debuted the red band trailer. Now, I am going to hop out and see it. But then again I love Easter themed horror movies like Beasterday and Easter Bunny, Kill Kill.
I do not know about you, but I have been trying to understand Donald Trump’s hair for years. It truly is a great mystery. One that got more complicated as the wind blew the back of his hair away from his head, revealing he has very little strands left on the back of the head.
Actually that stumped me even more and I was not the only one to feel that way. Jimmy Kimmel also felt this way and he sent a producer to a few hair salons to ask the experts what is going on. Even they could not determine what that thing is on top of his head. Because we now know it is only up there and not down there.
Well two had an idea what might be happening. One thought that maybe it was a bad weave and another one said it was not glued done properly. Other than that, they had no idea what to make of it.
What would they do to save it? One woman said shave it. I thought about that too but imagine what he would look like without any hair? Maybe like Lurch from The Addams Family on a bad day or for them would it be a good day. Or what about Lord Voldemort from Harry Potter. Another hair dresser suggested he use 4-5 cans of pomade a day. Which means he would wipe out the supply in a about year, if that.
I think he needs to call Hair Club for Men and let them do their magic. Anything would be better than what he has now or completely bald. What do you think he should do with that thing?
Well that and I have been having nightmares about it for years because it reminds of an Amazing Stories episode called Hell Toupee. It was about toupee that kills people. I am not saying he has a toupee, I just do not know what it is.
UPDATE: Yesterday on Late Night, Seth Meyers roasted Trump’s bald spot and it is hilarious.
The other day Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood challenged Kelly Clarkson and Jimmy Kimmel to the #ALSPepperChallenge, and both of them did it.
Clarkson went first with a habanero, a pepper she never had before. She regretted that decision before she even took a bite and even more so after she did. She immediately felt the heat and started crying. She went to get some milk and the container was not opened beforehand (Something everyone should prepare for before they take a bite of the hot Pepper). Therefore, after she Twisted off the cap, that freaking hard to get off metal covering was still on there. But when your whole body is on fire, you rip it off like you are the Hulk. Only problem is that did not help. Ice Cubes did not help. Singing did not help. Nothing helped and it is even going to be worse when she goes to the bathroom later. Because you know that saying.
When she was able to finally get some words out, without feeling like a dragon on Game of Thrones, she challenged all of the coaches from The Voice to do it. I cannot wait to the Sexiest Men Alive trying to be sexy during it. That will not happen.
Then there is Jimmy Kimmel, who was brave enough to take a bite of a jalapeño, a chili and a habanero pepper and create a mashup of pepper juice and seeds in his mouth. With eat bite it got worse and worse, until he got the hiccups. Which makes that heat even worse. And also made his suffering even funnier to us.
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While everyone over 19 was able to vote or not to vote for Donald Trump in 2016, those who were not old enough did not have a vote in the matter. Jimmy Kimmel wanted to know how the youngest victims feel about the President. Let’s just say, they are not fans. But I am fan of watching them criticize POTUS.
Adam Levine was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and he told the ABC late host a TMI story when his wife gave birth.
Back in September of 2016, when Behati Prinsloo went into labor, someone gave The Voice coach some advice. His friend said that he should eat, so he does not pass out. As she was counting the contractions, he was not counting the calories. In other words, he became a nervous eater who did not stop eating. Therefore, when they got to the hospital, she was ready to push out a baby and he was ready to push out a big poop. But he did not want to go because he did not want to miss his daughter coming into the world. Thus, he held it in. Anyone who has held in a crap, knows how painful it can be. So he squeezed his butt cheeks and prayed.
Then as soon as Dusty Rose was given the OK, he asked the nurse where he can give birth to Charcoal Stench. She said, there is a bathroom right here and he was like no. He did not want his daughter’s first memory of her dad to be how he stunk up the joint.
No word who was bigger, his daughter or his poop baby. I am thinking it was pretty close.
I guess you can say this is as close as a man can come to understanding what his wife is going through in the delivery room.
Lastly, hopefully this time, when is wife goes into labor any day now, he will eat responsibly. Other wise, he will have another sh!tty birth story to share with Kimmel.
