Remember in Fight Club when Ed Norton awkwardly punched Brad Pitt in the ear? Turns out the actor really clocked him there.
Yesterday when Norton was on The Tonight Show, he told Jimmy Fallon that the director, David Fincher, told him to connect with one of his co-star’s body parts. Therefore, he just went for it and nailed Pitt’s hearing organ.
Which is a good thing because had Norton done anything to destroy that beautiful face, he probably would not have worked in this town again. Which means, I would not have had Death to Smoochy. And it is all about me.
If you have never seen the film (like me) or forgot the scene, then click here!
Normally when Taylor Swift is on talk shows, the hosts kiss her a$$. For someone reason, Jimmy Fallon decided to not to do that on The Tonight Show yesterday.
First, he called her mom and asked her if she had anything incriminating on her daughter. Turns out she does. The singer recently got Lasix surgery and was a little drugged out afterward. Therefore, her mom grabbed her phone and recorded her daughter going for a banana. When Taylor did not get the one she wanted, she was ready to write a song about it. As in she started to cry. Then when she did get the one she wanted, she went to her bed and ate it in there.
Needless to say, Taylor is not happy with her mom. However, for her next embarrassing moment, she has no one to blame but herself. Fallon challenged her to a game of Name That Song. She was annihilating him until the last song. That is when he beat her to the buzzer. She will not be able to shake it off anytime soon that she missed that tune because it was Shake It Off.
I have a feeling we won’t be seeing her on The Tonight Show again anytime soon. I also think a lot of people in her life got an earful. On a positive note for, at least Kanye West was not the one embarrassing her this time around.
Yesterday, Ben Platt and Gwen Stefani were guests on The Tonight Show and they could not wait to come out. Therefore, when Jimmy Fallon mentioned that the actor was a guest on the show, he came out way before his time.
When the actor realized his mistake, he sang a song declaring he is out of the business. Done in the likes of Broadway. As he was going backstage, the NBC host mentioned The Voice coach’s name and she came out early too.
Like Splatt, she too feared she is out of the business. Fallon reassured she is not. However, he lost his temper. When she went backstage, Jimmy contemplated that he too is out of the business.
That is when Tariq Luqmaan Trotter told him told his friend that he is out of the business. Not only that, The Roots’ singer announced that he is the new host of The Tonight Show.
Tune in for The Tonight Show starring Tariq Luqmaan Trotter tonight at 11:35p on NBC!
Seriously, someone needs to give Trotter a role on Broadway because he can sing a million times better than the Broadway star. Platt should consider getting out of the business after being outsung by a rapper.
Yesterday, Jimmy Fallon went to the same restaurant as Brad Pitt. The actor wanted to say hi to the Tonight Show host, so he sent him a drink. Fallon did the same. Then Pitt sent him an appetizer and so on. This went on for several courses. Finally, the kitchen was out of food. Then the bit comes to a conclusion that makes me think this is the best bit the show has ever done. I can’t think of any other sketch that made me laugh as hard as this one on the late night talk show.
Kim Kardashian just released a line of shapewear undergarments and she wondered if she should add a pee hole to them.
How do we know this? Yesterday, when she was in The Tonight Show, she and Jimmy Fallon played Show Me Your Phone. They are asked to reveal a different thing from their phone and they have to show it to the audience. She was tasked to show us what was the last she searched.
She Googled, “Is Shapewear with pee hole better?” Why did she want to know this? She has used some with the pee hole and it left her all wet. When she wore a pair at an Emmys with one, she got more urine on herself than in the toilet. It did not work for her, but would it work for others? That is what Google is for because you can find anything and everything on there.
Should she have a pee hole? I say yes because when you gotta go, you gotta go. Getting out of your shapewear is not easy and you just need it off of you.
Hey Kim, I think I have a design that can make it work. Email me and I will tell you my idea for a price!
