Do you know that scene where Jason Segel is naked and gets dumped by his girlfriend in Forgetting Sarah Marshall? Well, that really happened to Jason Segel.
Segel sat down with Conan O’Brien for his podcast Conan Needs a Friend and told him the real story.
The Shrinking star was dating someone, and things were going really well. But she wound up going away for a while. So when she got back, she asked if she could stop by his place.
Well, Segel thought he was going to get laid, so he got naked and posed for her. When she walked in, she told him that they needed to talk. And we all know what that means.
So he sat there naked on his couch as she was dumping him. And he is thinking this would be a great story for a movie. And it is!
That was not the only thing he was thinking. He also thought he needed to put on some clothes. So he went into his bedroom and spent the next 25 minutes trying on different outfits before settling on a button-up blue shirt and khaki pants. Why? Because he was then able to tell her, “I am wearing your favorite outfit.”
As brilliant as that scene would’ve been, it was cut for time.
Now that you know Segel’s worst breakup story, what is yours?
Harrison Ford is starring alongside Jason Segel in Apple TV+’s Shrinking, and there is a report that Han Solo didn’t know who his co-star was.
So yesterday, when Ford was on The Late Show, Stephen Colbert wanted to know if that is true. It is not. Indiana Jones knew who Segel was, and he knew him intimately.
In fact, Ford told Colbert that Segel “has a nice penis.” Is that how he got to know his co-worker? Nope. The legendary actor saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall and will never forget seeing Segel’s penis four times.
Now, back to the interview. Ford has such a dry sense of humor; I can’t tell if he hated his chat with the CBS late night host or not. What do you think?
Before Kevin Hart, Jason Segel, Amy Poehler, and January Jones all had successful shows, they were all part of the failed pilot North Hollywood. I wonder how Hart, 21, Segel, 21, Poehler, 29, and Jones’, 23, lives would be different if the 2001 show got picked up to series.
Before Jason Segel went to the same college as Alyson Hannigan on How I Met Your Mother, they went to same college in Dead Man on Campus. He looks the same now as he did when he was 17 in that 1998 movie.
Jason Segel was on The Late Show yesterday and he told David Letterman that he was forced to lose 35 pounds for The Five Year Engagement. The studio president (Universal) told him he had to lose the weight “because it had to be conceivable that Emily Blunt would chose me to be her husband.”
That is total bullsh!t, what woman wouldn’t want him to be her husband? Just for that I have no intention of ever seeing this movie and we should boycott it because of that bullsh!t. Seriously he looks fine the way he is, and he didn’t need to lose any weight to be in that movie.
