Jason Segel was on The Late Show yesterday and he told David Letterman that he was forced to lose 35 pounds for The Five Year Engagement. The studio president (Universal) told him he had to lose the weight “because it had to be conceivable that Emily Blunt would chose me to be her husband.”
That is total bullsh!t, what woman wouldn’t want him to be her husband? Just for that I have no intention of ever seeing this movie and we should boycott it because of that bullsh!t. Seriously he looks fine the way he is, and he didn’t need to lose any weight to be in that movie.
The red band trailer is out for Five Year Engagement and I want to see the movie even less than I did before. Even watching Jason segel fake an orgasm isn’t enough for me to go to a theater and pay to see it. Although Russell Brand feels differently about it than I do because here is what he Tweeted about it, “Five Year Engagement- lets all watch it and see what contrivance Segel has summonsed to reveal his marvelous penis”. How many times can you see his penis before it isn’t worth it any more?
Jason Segel was on The Late Late Show yesterday and Craig Ferguson asked him if he has a huge sexual imagination? Well the Muppets star got all nervous and then let the CBS late night host in a secret. He hasn’t had a serious girlfriend in about 8 years and what he misses most is cuddling. If ever an answer was going to get the How I Met Your Mother star laid that is it. Well that and combining that with seeing him naked in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Jason Segel hosted Saturday Night Live yesterday and he shared his monologue with some very special friends…The Muppets. That has to be the best monologue that SNL has had since the man that is hosting the Oscars was the show.
Even though the How I Met You Mother star can’t believe he is hosting the NBC show, I could totally believe it because he has a natural gift for humor. Although it laugh harder at him when his clothes are off…
So Jason Segel is starring in The Muppets and when one of the kids was reviewing it they gave him an unkindly review. The How I Met Your Mother shared the 7 year old critic’s reaction with David Letterman on CBS’s The Late Show and all I wanted to do was reach through the TV screen and give him a supportive hug. Luckily he put on a brave face when he told the story because I am not sure I would be able to do it.
