Jimmy Kimmel was on The Late Late Show yesterday and James Corden challenged him to a game of Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts. Basically, it is Truth or Dare but instead of the dare they have to eat or drink something that is beyond nauseating.
The ABC host didn’t understand the game and ate the pig blood curd before the CBS one even asked his first question. As Kimmel said, “I should not have smoked that joint before I came out here.” Although, that might’ve helped when his mouth lit up again as he downed some Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce instead of saying who is late least favorite late night host.
Corden lied on his answer, when he was asked if he was a miserable as he looked during the Britney Spears’ Carpool Karaoke. He said he was not.
Now it was back to Kimmel and his competition gave him some bull penis to nosh on, to which Jimmy said, “Wow, I haven’t had penis in weeks.” He made up for it by having a mouth full of them rather than answer how many millions he makes a year.
Eventually, Corden drank some fish smoothy after he skipped eating chicken feet to reveal that he thinks he is a better a singer than Jimmy Fallon.
Back to the Emmy host, if he is not there on Sunday night it could be because he ate a 1,000 year old egg.
I don’t know about you, but stomach is turning after watching this.
Yesterday, when Meg Ryan was on The Late Late Show, James Corden asked her to take it way back. Back to her early days of acting when she was on the Soap Opera As The World Turns.
The CBS late night host asked Adam Scott to drink the Lemonade and join them in a sketch where they did a Soap and their dialogue was only lyrics from Beyonce songs. Let me tell you Single Ladies it is Bootylicious. Becky with the Good Hair earned her Halo with this one.
Mel B was on The Late Late Show yesterday and James Corden wanted to know more information about a rumored Spice Girls reunion for their 20th anniversary with just Ginger Spice, Baby Spice and Scary Spice aka GEM for Geri, Emma and Mel B. She said it will go in some way, they just don’t know how yet.
Then he wanted to know why it is just the 3 of them and not all 5. She told him, “Cause the other 2 bitches didn’t want to do it.” Then sadly for us, she corrected it and didn’t let it end just there. She added, “My other fellow two lovely ladies, Victoria is busy with her great fashion line, Mel C is doing her own album. So they gracefully said ‘you three go ahead and do it.'” I think she totally meant her first statement, at least that is how I wanna it to be because it is what I want, what I really really want.
We all know that Kevin Bacon looks good enough to eat, but did you know that he also smells that way? A cologne manufacture found that out and now they are marketing his yummy scent for men all over the world. Yesterday, they debuted the commercial for Bacon by Bacon on The Late Late Show and I am going to buy it for my man. That is if I had a man and the cologne was real. Which makes you wonder why it isn’t? And also why I don’t have a man?
Now that kids are back in school in Los Angeles, traffic is a nightmare. Anytime you need to go anywhere, you have to carpool if you want to get to your destination on time. Luckily, James Corden found someone to ride with him and she is a Womanizer.
Britney Spears joined The Late Late Show host in his car for some Carpool Karaoke and revealed some things about herself. Did you know she wants three more kids with the right man she doesn’t want to marry. One of her aliases was Anita Dick? And that she was a straight A student?
She could’ve gotten such great grades because when she was in first grade someone spanked her. That admission led to her talking about a new type of Bondage she heard about. Instead of being tied up, you get tickled for a long period of time. That is a Fetish I could totally make a living as a Dominatrix, so hire me today.
Oops, I Did It Again and again and again. Too bad she doesn’t know what that Toxic song is about, so now we will never know.
