Before James Corden hosted The Late Late Show, he was BBC’s Good Morning with Anne and Nick’s Young Good Morning Showbiz Reporter. He looks exactly the same now as he did when he was 16 in that 1995 interview.
BTW don’t you think Meat Loaf and him kind of look father and son?
And when is Corden going to have Meat on his show so they can sing Bat out of Hell and Paradise in the Dashboard Light during Carpool Karaoke? How perfect would that be? I would ride on the floor of the backseat to hear that!
James Corden thinks that he looks a lot like Matt Damon, so Matt Damon offered him a role in Jason Bourne. What was that part? The Late Late Show host is his stunt double.
The first scene was a fight one and he was left with a black eye. The next one was a little tougher, when the CBS host had to jump off of a building into a dumpster. He was not successful in his dumpster dive because he missed it. Therefore, he suffered a shattered elbow, a sprained his neck and a dislocated penis. If that was not enough insult to injury, his last stunt was a career ender. But sadly it was not enough to get Matt Damon out of being a guest on the CBS talk show.
Will we get to see Corden in the movie? Sadly, his scenes were left on the cutting room floor, right next to last place where James still had a functioning penis!
Cara Delevingne and Dave Franco were on The Late Late Show yesterday and James Corden challenged them to Drop the Mic. It’s basically a Rap Battle, but even meaner. So mean, I could feel the ice cold atmosphere through the computer screen. Just because things were tense between them, doesn’t mean it wasn’t funny…and accurate. Lines like Franco saying to Delevnigne, “You think you’re an actor in movies right now, trying to hide an accent thicker than your eyebrows.” Then Corden told Franco, “Your brother is cool, while you are a nerd. He’s Marky Mark, you are Donnie Wahlberg.” Am I the only person who likes Dave and Donnie more than their brothers? Finally, Cara cut them both down to size when she told them, “You’re both shorter than me and I think that you’ll find, I’ve hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined.” With that she had the honor of dropping the mic!
Let’s be honest, when we see back hair on a man, we think it is gross. Not anymore because Tyler Harding has found a way to turn into something beautiful. Many years ago, Michael Wolfe wanted his friend to shave the American Flag into his back hair for a July Fourth party, and he did. Now every four months (when Wolfe’s fur comes back in), he creates a new masterpiece. He has created so many works of art, they have a released a Calendhair with 12 of their hairtings. You have a champagne glasses for Januhairy all the way up to a Nativity Scene for Decenbhair. I no longer want the Hot Firemen Calendar hanging from my wall, I want this one instead. Well, maybe I can put then side by side.
Now back to the artist and his human canvas, I found out about them yesterday on The Late Late Show. Harding shaved James Corden’s face into Wolfe’s back and I can’t stop looking at it. It is the likes of nothing I have ever seen. It should not be hanging on a man’s back to be covered by a shirt, it should be hanging up at renowned museums. Don’t you agree?
Mila Kunis might play a bad mom on the big screen, but in real life she is a good wife. Yesterday, when her Bad Mom’s co-star Christina Applegate and her were on The Late Late Show, James Corden challenged them to a game of Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts. The game is easy, you are asked a question, and either you answer it or you eat or drink something disgusting.
The CBS host started it off by asking if Mrs Ashton Kutcher’s husband is the size of a carrot stick or a beer can? She hesitated and then told him, “carrot stick.” When Kelly Bundy explained to her what that meant, Jackie quickly changed her answer to a Guinness can. Although, I think we all think she is saying that her hubby makes her say, “What’s up Doc,” when she goes down on him.
The rest of the game was pretty boring until Corden had to eat a calf’s brain rather than admit that Mariah Carey was his worst Carpool Karaoke passenger.
