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Is that Kevin Bacon’s wild thing? |
| September 2nd, 2016 under Britney Spears, In Your Pocket?, Kevin Bacon. [ Comments: none ]
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Kevin Bacon and Britney Spears did an EE commercial together in London and he put on the red cat suit she wore in Oops…I Did It Again. And it looks like, oops…he did it again, as in revealing his six degrees like he did in his movie Wild Things. Which, as we know, is more footloose than 6 degrees!
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Jane says, Perry Farrell is that a mic in your pocket? |
| August 4th, 2016 under In Your Pocket?. [ Comments: none ]
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Bob Saget went to see Jane’s Addiction at Lollapalooza. After the show, he got to meet Perry Farrell and pose with him in a photo. But my eyes were not focused on their big heads, instead I was looking at their lower ones. I think we can all agree, the singer is pretty in tight pink pants.
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Is that 400 grams of cocaine in your undies or are you happy to see me? |
| April 5th, 2016 under In Your Pocket?. [ Comments: 4 ]
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A drug smuggler thought he could sneak 400 grams of cocaine between his legs past security at the Barajas Airport but the Policía Nacional in Madrid, Spain were able to detain before he could get away. Proving smuggling drugs between your legs is a woman’s job. That’s because us women can detect when a man is stuffing. Hate to burst your sock, but we know.
Now, I feel I have to say, women do not try to hide drugs between your legs. Not only is it illegal, if the condom breaks it can be deadly.
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Hey wax figure Mike Strahan, is that a candle in your pocket? |
| February 22nd, 2016 under In Your Pocket?, Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos, Madame Tussauds, Michael Strahan. [ Comments: none ]
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Today on Live with Kelly and Michael, Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan debuted their wax statues.
As I was looking to see who was the real person and which was the life-sized candle, I couldn’t help but to notice the carbon copy of the football player’s goal post. It was standing up taller than an uber fan watching their team score the winning touchdown during the Super Bowl game in the final minute of the fourth quarter. Or maybe the TV host put his microphone in his pocket and it went through the hole in pants and it is just standing there. Or maybe the sculptor made the wax statue as an exact duplicate of the person it is modeled after, and we just never noticed him before now.
What do you think is the explanation for the bulge? Or do you think I need help due to the fact that I noticed that? Because I am starting to lean towards the latter.
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Hey Jon Hamm, is that an iPhone in your pocket or you’re happy to see me? |
| February 1st, 2016 under In Your Pocket?, Jon Hamm. [ Comments: none ]
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I know this will sound awful, but whenever I see a photo of Jon Hamm I can’t help but to look at his crotch. Well in this photo that Lena Dunham shared of him, my eyes couldn’t help but to go there once again. I was surprised by what a saw because for once I was really looking at an iPhone in his pocket and not his maxi-Hamm. Hate to say it, but it is a little bit of a let down. I know, I used the word little in a post about Jon Hamm and there is nothing little about him.
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