Nick Cannon was a guest on The Howard Stern Show today and the America’s Got Talent judge asked the host about the size of his cannon. Well Mr Mariah Carey wasn’t shy to tell the world that when he is gets excited he is almost at the “9” mark”. No wonder Mimi and him are still happily married! And he did talk about her too, and he admitted that she “hated” working on American Idol. Talking about work, he also confirmed to Stern that NBC did talk to him about replacing Jimmy Fallon on Late Night. He turned the job down because he doesn’t have the time for a commitment like that. Which is a shame because he would’ve been perfect for the job.
Cannon wasn’t the only guest on the show today, Chris Rock made a surprise appearance. The comedian revealed that he has “a bigger than average c0ck.” Although he doesn’t know how big because he never measured it with a ruler, but he did say it is easily over 7″.
Now as big as both men say they are, they ain’t got nothing on the other guest that was there. Jonah Falcon is on record as having the biggest one at 13.5″. Which is probably the real size of Nick, Chris and Howard all put together. Sorry Howard, but you always say how small you are!
Scott Thorson, who Matt Damon played in Behind the Candelabra, was on The Howard Stern Show today and he talked about two of the most famous people he says he had an affair with, Liberace and Michael Jackson. The Shock Jock had to know everything, so he asked about both of his exes pen!ses. Scott told Stern that Liberace’s “c0ck was so ugly.” Then he explained why, “he had it pumped up with silicone, so it was lumpy. And then he wasn’t circumcised.” Now when it comes to the King of Pop, Thorson claims he was small around 6″ or 7″.
Then it was time to find out how both men were in bed, and Scott claims that both of them were bad in bed. In fact Scott said on the Stern Show, “Michael Jackson wasn’t good at oral, and was a spitter, not a swallower”. Scott alleges that the musicians were not able to deep throat him and that is one of his requirements.
Hey HBO, Since Behind the Candelabra was such a big hit, why not do a sequel because obviously he has so much more to tell.
Russell Brand was on The Howard Stern Show today and he told the Shock Jock his winning pick-up line! Brand will say to a girl, “Look, we are alive here for a short time. I think you are beautiful. I think there’s divinity within you and there is divinity within in me…” He had me at look. Actually he kind of had me at divinity, because the way he talks is so enchanting. Even if I don’t what the hell he just said.
America’s Got Talent is back on NBC tonight at 9p with two new judges (Heidi Klum and Mel B) and it looks like Howard Stern is enjoying the changes. The Supermodel Tweeted that photo and said “Curling @HowardStern ‘s hair. Almost done.” Even though his curls are pretty much always camera ready, I am sure he was OK with her using the curling iron on him just for the view.
Tune into AGT tonight to see how if the Shock Jock, the Supermodel, the Spice Girl and the Germaphobe have any chemistry together as they try to find a few people with some extraordinary talents. I am sure they will be the strongest set of judges the show has ever had.
Courtney Love was on The Howard Stern Show today and she talked about her daughter Frances Bean Cobain with her late husband Curt Cobain. She told the shock jock that the two are getting along again, although they haven’t seen each other in three years.
Then the Hole singer told him that her daughter was offered the role of Bella in Twilight when she was just 13 years old. Someone saw a picture of Curt’s mini-me in a magazine and sent the script to their house. Then Love said when her kid heard that, she said “That’s a sexist Mormon piece of sh!t.” I never saw it that way, until now and I think she might be onto something.
But the interview wasn’t only about Frances Bean, Courtney then asked Stern about being on America’s Got Talent because she said is going to do a big TV show but wouldn’t say which one. Stern said she hinted it’s American Idol, but I think it is Dancing with the Stars. Which show do you think it is?
